Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel ,
"Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead
you to the Promised Land."

Nearly 75 years ago,(when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay
down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is
the Promised Land."

Today, Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the
price of camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!

I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the
economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement
funds, etc . . . I called a Suicide Hotline.  I had to press 1 for
English.  I was connected to a call center in   Pakistan .  I told
them I was suicidal.

They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck......

I rost

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THATS FUNNY.............................NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL....

that's pretty good, i guess

Funny

The truth hurts doesn't it.