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Posted: 7/17/2010 11:41:08 AM EDT

Here are the rules. Come up with the funniest thing I have ever seen. Pics, stories, jokes all are fair game. I have 2 fellow arfcommers to help me judge a winner. You will have 48hrs from the time of post, we will choose a winner @ 1500 CST on Monday. I received a free membership and am just paying it forward. Make me laugh Arfcom.

Ready GO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: 7/17/2010 11:43:10 AM EDT

[#1]

tag for lulz, and judgement

Posted: 7/17/2010 11:44:02 AM EDT

[#2]

This bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods
The bear looks at the rabbit and says "Does shit stick to your fur?"
The rabbit says "No."
So the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit.

Posted: 7/17/2010 11:48:07 AM EDT

[#3]

http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=1066411

Posted: 7/17/2010 11:50:43 AM EDT

[#4]

True story.
My ass is STILL getting kicked.

http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=10&f=19&t=637307&page=1#bottom

Posted: 7/17/2010 11:52:50 AM EDT

[#5]

Eye problems.

Swear Jar

Posted: 7/17/2010 11:54:57 AM EDT

[#6]

Posted: 7/17/2010 11:58:09 AM EDT

[#7]

The thread about worst sex stories ever is the funniest thing I have read on ARF, particularly the story when the guy compared pulling the anal beeds out of his girlfriend to pull-starting a lawnmower.

I am gonna try and find the archived thread.

Of course, there is always True Hollywood Stories!

Posted: 7/17/2010 12:02:36 PM EDT

[#8]

Posted: 7/17/2010 12:06:52 PM EDT

[#9]

Tag for teh lollitude.

Posted: 7/17/2010 12:07:22 PM EDT

[#10]

Posted: 7/17/2010 12:15:52 PM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:
tag for lulz, and judgement

Posted: 7/17/2010 12:26:29 PM EDT

[#12]

Found this on another site...

Well, I debated all day whether I should share with what happened to me last night, so since I can't tell my family i'll tell you internet strangers my story.

Ok it was my cheat day on a bulking diet, so I put away about 8000 calories including a lot of alcohol last night. Im at the usual weekend parties and i've been talking to this girl for the majority of the night. She's 17, so still a little on the immature side, but im only 19 so its all good.

Anyway i've talked to this girl a few times before, and to make a long story short I ended up going back with her to her room. About another 8 shots later, we end up fooling around on her bed, didnt bang her, but did pretty much everything else.

So about 10min's into her giving me head, I had to drop the fattest shit in my life. All my meals were followed by 3tsp of metamucil so I could get lots of fiber in me to combat the carbs a little. Anyway im holdin my #2 in and finally it goes away. We both end up passing out on her bed, she's butt naked and im in my boxers.

I must have passed out about 10min after she did around 3am. I wake up at about 8am to piss and I find myself covered in shit. Im thinking WTF, and what happened was I shit myself when I was sleeping. It was all over the bed, sheets,etc.... Im freakin out so I did the most horrible thing in the world.

She's sleeping with her back towards me, so I take my boxers off, scoop up some shit and gently smear it on the inside of her butt, her lower back, and a little on the back of ther hammies. I get dressed and leave LOL This poor girl is gonna think she did it. I didnt know what else to do though. Anyway, im really gonna have to avoid her and I have no clue what im gonna do when I end up running into her.

Posted: 7/17/2010 12:32:01 PM EDT

[#13]

You gotta watch the entire 13+ minutes of it...epic lulz.

I'm sorry...redemption is forth coming.

Posted: 7/17/2010 12:38:14 PM EDT

[#14]

Struttin

Struttin remix

Posted: 7/17/2010 12:49:02 PM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:

Struttin
Struttin remix

Thanks, now I'll have that song in my head for days.

Strut that ass, strut that ass, strut that ass...strutin that ass!

Posted: 7/17/2010 12:49:41 PM EDT

[#16]

LOL...I made this

But somebody just posted it before me.

Posted: 7/17/2010 12:53:18 PM EDT

[#17]

Posted: 7/17/2010 12:59:38 PM EDT

[#18]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGybYd_9KQI&feature=related

Posted: 7/17/2010 1:24:24 PM EDT

[#19]

Posted: 7/17/2010 1:37:04 PM EDT

[#20]

PS. My membership runs out on the 29th

Posted: 7/17/2010 1:52:04 PM EDT

[#21]

Posted: 7/17/2010 1:55:22 PM EDT

[#22]

George Bush on zombies

Posted: 7/17/2010 1:57:14 PM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:
This bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods
The bear looks at the rabbit and says "Does shit stick to your fur?"
The rabbit says "No."
So the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit.

WIN right there.

Posted: 7/17/2010 2:03:28 PM EDT

[#24]

Oh so in on 1!!

ETA: First in on 1....sniff...so beautiful...

Posted: 7/17/2010 2:12:52 PM EDT

[#25]

*WARNING*

Do not click if anyone around you is asleep...

*WARNING*

LAUGH SO HARD YOU'LL CRY

(fingers crossed)

Posted: 7/17/2010 2:15:41 PM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:

*WARNING*

Do not click if anyone around you is asleep...

*WARNING*

LAUGH SO HARD YOU'LL CRY

(fingers crossed)

Little late to the party Cinderella. Try the fourth post.

Posted: 7/17/2010 2:23:13 PM EDT

[#27]

True Story. One day at work after a night of drinking, and eating steak. I had the farts real bad. So I was working in a small room that was were all the electrical panels were. I cut a silent but deadly that would strip the paint off any surface. I left the electrical room almost gagging. I see my foreman standing nearby. I tell him "hey Tom I think I smell wires burning". He opened the door and took a big wiff of air. Poor guy almost threw up. I was on clean up duty from there on out.