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Posted: 4/2/2002 12:52:33 PM EDT
Did anybody else hear this?  I heard they found her face down in Rikki Lake.
Link Posted: 4/2/2002 12:53:54 PM EDT
[#1]
I doubt we're that lucky!
Link Posted: 4/2/2002 12:54:18 PM EDT
[#2]
AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Thats fucking funny.
Link Posted: 4/2/2002 12:58:44 PM EDT
[#3]
Whales don't drown, do they?
Link Posted: 4/2/2002 1:13:54 PM EDT
[#4]
Thats funny!!
Link Posted: 4/2/2002 1:42:15 PM EDT
[#5]
... go here and vote on her:

[url]http://www.azcentral.com/rep/[/url]
Link Posted: 4/2/2002 2:21:12 PM EDT
[#6]
Ho-ry chit!  ROTFLMAO!
Link Posted: 4/2/2002 2:33:41 PM EDT
[#7]
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Whales don't drown, do they?
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She breathes through the air hole on her back.
Link Posted: 4/2/2002 3:23:41 PM EDT
[#8]
Yeah, just like Oprah got busted for drugs at the airport. They found 40 pounds of crack under her dress.

Oops, did I say that?  [:)]
Link Posted: 4/2/2002 3:40:40 PM EDT
[#9]
COME ON!
That much Fat >>Has<< to float.

"WALE ON THE BEACH!"

Tall Shadow
Link Posted: 4/2/2002 3:46:02 PM EDT
[#10]
Fat floats and whales belong in the water
Link Posted: 4/2/2002 3:46:06 PM EDT
[#11]
Stop getting my hopes up!!!
Link Posted: 4/2/2002 3:46:47 PM EDT
[#12]
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Whales don't drown, do they?
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They wash up on the beach and then get blown up by dynamite!
Link Posted: 4/2/2002 4:39:24 PM EDT
[#13]
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Whales don't drown, do they?
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well, yeah, actually they do.  they're mammals and breathe air through lungs just like we do.

but that really isn't what you were asking, was it?  [;)]
Link Posted: 4/2/2002 4:49:46 PM EDT
[#14]
There has has to be a blowhole joke in this somewhere. Somebody?
Link Posted: 4/2/2002 4:54:58 PM EDT
[#15]
OK, let's do the 'dozens' on Rosie:

Rosie's so fat, she doesn't have a waistline, she has an equator!


When bugs crawl across Rosie's waist, they have to kiss King Neptune's fat baby!  (Navy types will get this...)


Rosie's so fat she willed her body to science fiction.


Your turn...


CJ

Link Posted: 4/2/2002 4:56:18 PM EDT
[#16]
You guys are so gullible.  Everybody knows Rikki Lake is too shallow.
Link Posted: 4/2/2002 4:57:33 PM EDT
[#17]
DOH!!

damn you, getting our hopes up like that!  [:p]
Link Posted: 4/2/2002 7:28:54 PM EDT
[#18]
I love that movie clip

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Whales don't drown, do they?
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They wash up on the beach and then get blown up by dynamite!
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Link Posted: 4/3/2002 4:32:41 AM EDT
[#19]
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I love that movie clip

Quoted:
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Whales don't drown, do they?
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They wash up on the beach and then get blown up by dynamite!
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That clip is awesome.  I couldn't believe they did that.  Weren't some people hurt and cars damaged by the falling blubber?
Link Posted: 4/3/2002 5:03:15 AM EDT
[#20]
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Did anybody else hear this?  I heard they found her face down in Rikki Lake.
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Chimbo, you are sick....but I ROTFLMAO! He! He! He!   Hope Rikki Lake at least enjoyed herself.
Link Posted: 4/3/2002 11:59:31 AM EDT
[#21]
Rosie is so fat, she has smaller women orbiting her.

She's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.

She's so fat, she has to grease doors to get out.
Link Posted: 4/3/2002 12:13:40 PM EDT
[#22]
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Chimbo, you are sick....but I ROTFLMAO! He! He! He!   Hope Rikki Lake at least enjoyed herself.
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If Rosie can breathe through a blow hole on her back, I'm sure Rikki had a GREAT time!
Link Posted: 4/3/2002 11:08:54 PM EDT
[#23]
Rosie is so fat that when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house.

Rosie is so fat, when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.

Rosie is so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.

Rosie is so stupid, I asked her do tricks for me and she wagged her tail.

Rosie is so stupid, she wouldn't know up from down if she had three guesses.



I'm a riot, aren't I?
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