Oldie but goodie?

Joe the gay guy....

Gay Joe goes into the doctor's office and has some tests run.  The
doctor comes back and says ", I am not going to beat around the bush.
You have AIDS.  Joe is devastated.  "Doc, what can I do?" The doctor
says, "I want you to go home and eat 5 pounds of spicy sausage, a head
of cabbage, 20  unpeeled carrots drenched in hot sauce, 10 Jalapeno
peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts, 1/2 box of Grape nuts cereal, and
top it off with a gallon of prune juice."

Joe asks, "Will that cure me, Doc?"  "No, but it should leave you with a
better understanding of what your ass is for."