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Posted: 3/19/2002 7:49:38 AM EDT
[#1]
Former president Bill Clinton thanks all three members of the US military who voted for him in the 1996 election.
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Posted: 3/19/2002 7:51:30 AM EDT
[#2]
An aid to former President Clinton grimaces in fearful anticipation as he hears the words, "Colonel, may God strike me down with lightening if what I am telling you is not true."
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Posted: 3/19/2002 7:54:06 AM EDT
[#3]
Minister strikes at Ex President Bill Clinton with concealed collapsable assault baton while he thanks all three members of the US military who voted for him in the 1996 election
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Posted: 3/19/2002 7:56:39 AM EDT
[#4]
Can we have some more cruise missles?
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Posted: 3/19/2002 7:59:03 AM EDT
[#5]
"There you should get better reception now sir"
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Posted: 3/19/2002 8:02:59 AM EDT
[#6]
"Must...resist...must not...impale..."
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Posted: 3/19/2002 8:04:13 AM EDT
[#7]
"So Colonel, how does it feel to be a war hero?"
"I gotta pea....." |
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Posted: 3/19/2002 8:17:40 AM EDT
[#8]
Hmmmm...now if I hold this umbrella with my left hand I won't be able to get to my firearm in case of an attack on Mr. Klinton....now if I hold it in my right hand I could defend him. I think I will leave it in my left hand..ya'..that makes sense to me.
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Posted: 3/19/2002 8:54:38 AM EDT
[#9]
"I've been wanting to crack this asshole's head open for eight years, & I finally get my chance! Thank You, blessed Jesus!"
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Posted: 3/19/2002 9:05:45 AM EDT
[#10]
*black lady looks lovingly and thinks*
mmmmmmm, I bet I could do you better than that fat white bitch monica. |
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Posted: 3/19/2002 9:07:26 AM EDT
[#11]
"Colonel, good to see you again. How are your daughters, they sure are tasty... uh... I mean attractive. I always liked having them... er... um... YOU in the White House."
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Posted: 3/19/2002 9:08:23 AM EDT
[#12]
Woman in the background: "Hmmm....His nose really [i]did[/i] grow while he was President."
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Posted: 3/19/2002 9:10:34 AM EDT
[#13]
"This guy is so full of shit, he really stinks."
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Posted: 3/19/2002 9:50:31 AM EDT
[#14]
Bill thinking...
Hummmm, I'm going to give that sister the wettest kiss Monica could only wish for. |
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Posted: 3/19/2002 10:01:06 AM EDT
[#15]
[man holding umbrella is thinking]
"Ohhhhhhhh God! That is some nasty a$$ chit! What the hell did that demon-cratic communist have to eat today? Stinky bastard! Ohhhhhhhhhh!" |
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Posted: 3/19/2002 11:19:40 AM EDT
[#16]
[man holding umbrella is thinking]
I should bash your head in after you cheated on me, with Monica….. Bastard. [sex] |
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Posted: 3/19/2002 11:40:05 AM EDT
[#17]
"After a recent surgery to implant a spine in the spineless ex-president, doctors have yet to remove the excess material, seen here.
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Posted: 3/19/2002 11:41:51 AM EDT
[#18]
From left to right: "YEEEEW - What's that white stuff on his jacket?" "Nice to meet you ([i]I loathe the military[/i])." "Yassa' Maybe I's be the next Black Monica. Mmm-mmmmmm! Gots me a funny hat an' everythang." "I gotta pee." "Does saran wrap work just as good as tinfoil?" |
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Posted: 3/19/2002 11:44:38 AM EDT
[#19]
Three airline pilots BEG to be allowed to fly AF1, so they too can grope the wommenz.
Guy with umbrella excluded from grope fest. Sister volunteers to be gropee. |
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Posted: 3/19/2002 11:48:48 AM EDT
[#20]
"Take this you communist bastard!!!!!!!"
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Posted: 3/19/2002 2:04:18 PM EDT
[#21]
Some of your remarks disgust me. And you know who you are.
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