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Posted: 7/15/2021 1:12:40 AM EDT

Shes a 6.5(probably a 10 on social media), I am a ?. My salary is almost triple hers though.

shes smiled and talked to me a few times but I think that's just friendly manner.

Should I try? Last time I tried to go out with a coworker I got called into the office.

Posted: 7/15/2021 1:14:05 AM EDT

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In this age of ultra feminazi wokeness and #metoo allegations, I wouldn't.

Posted: 7/15/2021 1:14:22 AM EDT

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Don't get your honey where you make your money

Posted: 7/15/2021 1:15:06 AM EDT

[#3]

NO!!!!

Posted: 7/15/2021 1:15:32 AM EDT

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Shes a 6.5(probably a 10 on social media), I am a ?. My salary is almost triple hers though.

Should I try? Last time I tried to go out with a coworker I got called into the office.

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Do it, then we can enjoy the thread about you getting fired.

Posted: 7/15/2021 1:16:10 AM EDT

[#5]

Don't put your pen in the company ink.

Posted: 7/15/2021 1:16:43 AM EDT

[#6]

Now's your chance! Get her pregnant before someone else does

Posted: 7/15/2021 1:17:38 AM EDT

[#7]

I’m just here for the Alex Jones erotica

Posted: 7/15/2021 1:18:41 AM EDT

[#8]

Lol. This is weekly now? Going to cut this ones grass too?

You need to give up on women.

Posted: 7/15/2021 1:19:10 AM EDT

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Shes a 6.5(probably a 10 on social media), I am a ?. My salary is almost triple hers though.

shes smiled and talked to me a few times but I think that's just friendly manner.

Should I try? Last time I tried to go out with a coworker I got called into the office.

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Do you work for the family business?

Posted: 7/15/2021 1:19:16 AM EDT

[#10]

I should’ve known who the OP would be.

Posted: 7/15/2021 1:19:44 AM EDT

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Sorry to agree, but yes. In the olden days, you could ask out a woman where you worked. I met Mrs. Daks at a work-related function. Sadly, those days might be over.

Posted: 7/15/2021 1:19:48 AM EDT

[#12]

Fuck her at work in her office. Leave it at that.

Posted: 7/15/2021 1:20:48 AM EDT

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Fuck that, the company always makes the best ink

Posted: 7/15/2021 1:22:47 AM EDT

[#14]

She smiled and talked to you a few times. Well shit, it's getting pretty damn serious, then.

Remember to grease the pole, not the hole.

Posted: 7/15/2021 1:24:02 AM EDT

[#15]

Does she have a lawn?

Posted: 7/15/2021 1:24:38 AM EDT

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Shes a 6.5(probably a 10 on social media), I am a ?. My salary is almost triple hers though.

shes smiled and talked to me a few times but I think that's just friendly manner.

Should I try? Last time I tried to go out with a coworker I got called into the office.

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Only if you're cool looking for another job, should things go south.

Posted: 7/15/2021 1:25:21 AM EDT

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Yes!

Posted: 7/15/2021 1:25:40 AM EDT

[#18]

If you do, make it an afternoon event to the zoo or a cultural event in a public place. Just know you will most likely need to disclose it to your HR Department; they will tell you what the bounds are and the risk. If you are in her chain of command, don’t do it.

Posted: 7/15/2021 1:26:33 AM EDT

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I think you should hold out for the chick you banged once, then she never called you again. ThEre’S sTiLL a cHaNce!!!!!

Posted: 7/15/2021 1:27:13 AM EDT

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Do it, then we can enjoy the thread about you getting fired.

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This please

Posted: 7/15/2021 1:27:29 AM EDT

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Wise advice.
For the record, I met my wife at work, and I don't regret it. She's awesome.

Posted: 7/15/2021 1:27:36 AM EDT

[#22]

OP you really should just consider jerking off for the remainder of your time on earth.

Posted: 7/15/2021 1:28:32 AM EDT

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Posted: 7/15/2021 1:28:33 AM EDT

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Sihpapp, share to team and STFU at Corporate. Jesus man. Do we have to make all of your life decisions for you?

Posted: 7/15/2021 1:29:32 AM EDT

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Hello, fellow gun enthusiast.

Posted: 7/15/2021 1:30:13 AM EDT

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Posted: 7/15/2021 1:30:50 AM EDT

[#27]

If she's 65 just wait until she retires to ask her out.

Posted: 7/15/2021 1:32:55 AM EDT

[#28]

Enough of this bullshit

Posted: 7/15/2021 1:33:00 AM EDT

[#29]

Hi Friend! ??

Posted: 7/15/2021 1:33:13 AM EDT

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Fuck that, the company always makes the best ink

Only if it's the owner's daughter...

Posted: 7/15/2021 1:34:40 AM EDT

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Posted: 7/15/2021 1:35:09 AM EDT

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Depends on how big her yard is.

And, sadly, in OP's case, that's NOT a euphemism.

Posted: 7/15/2021 1:35:50 AM EDT

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Don't put your pen in the company ink.

Fuck that, the company always makes the best ink

Only if it's the owner's daughter...

Easiest way up the ladder is through the second wall.

Posted: 7/15/2021 1:36:53 AM EDT

[#34]

OP

I have to say that I dated and married a co-worker. We had to keep that relationship confidential to avoid policy issues. It's a big gamble, especially in today's workplace.

Posted: 7/15/2021 1:36:57 AM EDT

[#35]

I am enthusiastic about guns, and I'm here to stay! You're welcome, as I expect to be wealth of info, facts, and provide a few sensible chuckles.

Posted: 7/15/2021 1:38:26 AM EDT

[#36]

Sure. Hell you might even get 5 dates out of it.

Posted: 7/15/2021 1:41:33 AM EDT

[#37]

NEVER get your meat where you make your bread! NEVER.

Posted: 7/15/2021 1:41:33 AM EDT

[#38]

5 dates, 4 fucks? I somehow doubt OP is slaying the ladies...

Posted: 7/15/2021 1:44:15 AM EDT

[#39]

I would like to thank 35whelen700. Him quoting my first ever post made me feel special. ??

Posted: 7/15/2021 1:44:22 AM EDT

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LOL - I have had several relationships with co-workers and they have all been positive. You just need to be careful.

Posted: 7/15/2021 1:46:06 AM EDT

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My guess is "Banned Within 12 Hours."

Posted: 7/15/2021 1:46:23 AM EDT

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"Hey guys. Just went on date 6. Had to dust a chandelier and suck-start her pet iguana, but still no stinky on the hangdown. I think I'm getting mixed signals. What now?"