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Posted: 4/8/2020 9:43:35 AM EDT
'did you have to get a license to buy all that food ?'

A license.

I kid you not.

Guys.

'A license to buy that food'

Food. A license to buy it. Did you have to get one ?

Oi m8 u got a loicense for that rice ? How about a duck stamp for the pasta, u wanka ?

A license ? No sweetheart. This is fucking AMERICA. No license required for the fucking TV either.

(backstory, had a conf call with my bro, they observed some noodles in the background, I panned round to show a couple of wire racks with a bunch of rice/cans/pasta/sauce/ritz/jam etc on them. I do love my Bro/SIL but thought this was an incredible view into the British mindset)
Link Posted: 4/8/2020 9:45:13 AM EDT
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Eject.
Link Posted: 4/8/2020 9:45:20 AM EDT
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do they have to have a license to buy food ???
Link Posted: 4/8/2020 9:45:54 AM EDT
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My family lineage is extremely British. I *used* to have a great sense of pride regarding that, but it has long since disappeared. Britain is lost.
Link Posted: 4/8/2020 9:46:05 AM EDT
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In before London Metro Police trash this thread.
Link Posted: 4/8/2020 9:46:43 AM EDT
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"You got a warrant to be asking all those questions?"
Link Posted: 4/8/2020 9:46:57 AM EDT
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I was showing my airborne WWII stash to a Brit several years ago, he was a big historian,  and he was ooing and ahing over the uniforms, equipment,  rifles, then I pulled out a 1911.  His whole demeanor changed and asked "Why do you need that pistol?"



Link Posted: 4/8/2020 9:47:17 AM EDT
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Lol surfs
Link Posted: 4/8/2020 9:47:37 AM EDT
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they never learn. That's why they are subjects and we are citizens
Link Posted: 4/8/2020 9:48:09 AM EDT
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Oi! You got a permit for that license?
Link Posted: 4/8/2020 9:49:03 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/8/2020 9:49:05 AM EDT
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Chortle
Link Posted: 4/8/2020 9:49:06 AM EDT
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Give it a few years and we'll be right there. Hell, I'm sometimes surprised the the stamp act hasn't come back already. Maybe just after they abolish the 2nd we'll get it.
Link Posted: 4/8/2020 9:49:55 AM EDT
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I was showing my airborne WWII stash to a Brit several years ago, he was a big historian,  and he was ooing and ahing over the uniforms, equipment,  rifles, then I pulled out a 1911.  His whole demeanor changed and asked "Why do you need that pistol?"



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Did you reply “Why to kill Nazis, of course”?
Link Posted: 4/8/2020 9:50:13 AM EDT
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All the Brits I know of are diehard liberal cucks.

I'm sure a couple of exceptions to that rule are out there but....
Link Posted: 4/8/2020 9:51:56 AM EDT
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Pics?
Link Posted: 4/8/2020 9:52:18 AM EDT
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A few years ago my wife was on a big British house hunting TV show kick.....some of the shit they said just blew my freaking mind. They love the boot on their necks.

IIRC (and I could be wrong) but you cant even change a fucking outlet in your own home without a electricians license.
Link Posted: 4/8/2020 9:52:28 AM EDT
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As much as I love a good Brit Bash Wednesday thread I am reminded of our stalwart British arfcommers and of course the late great Philip Luty.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philip_Luty
Link Posted: 4/8/2020 9:53:08 AM EDT
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wait till she sees your gun collection lol
Link Posted: 4/8/2020 9:54:31 AM EDT
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yer mate and only 7 tea bags a week proper pissed off me
Link Posted: 4/8/2020 9:55:07 AM EDT
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I’m not surprised. It might attract gangs and looters, and other hooligans and wankers.

Oi! You gots a loicense for that cheese toastie, m8?
Link Posted: 4/8/2020 9:55:11 AM EDT
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TC
Link Posted: 4/8/2020 9:57:26 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/8/2020 9:57:46 AM EDT
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Once upon a time they were the largest empire in the history of the recorded universe...
Link Posted: 4/8/2020 10:00:41 AM EDT
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They are "subjects" of the crown
Link Posted: 4/8/2020 10:00:54 AM EDT
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Your whingin is gonna cost you your Tuesday tea.  Come on mate, let's have it.
Link Posted: 4/8/2020 10:01:49 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/8/2020 10:02:21 AM EDT
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Pics of British SIL?
Link Posted: 4/8/2020 10:03:34 AM EDT
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I’m not surprised. It might attract gangs and looters, and other hooligans and wankers.

Oi! You gots a loicense for that cheese toastie, m8?
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I gotta confess - I'm not a huge grilled cheese fan, but this one looks damn tasty...

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Link Posted: 4/8/2020 10:04:30 AM EDT
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In before OP is red-flagged by his SIL.
Link Posted: 4/8/2020 10:05:26 AM EDT
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Meh, just go blow a fag and ponder the ramifications.
Link Posted: 4/8/2020 10:05:27 AM EDT
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Lots of countries use dollars but I take your point.
Link Posted: 4/8/2020 10:07:57 AM EDT
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Serfs, you mean?
Link Posted: 4/8/2020 10:09:02 AM EDT
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In before "the greater good"...
Link Posted: 4/8/2020 10:10:03 AM EDT
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This is America, Jack.
Link Posted: 4/8/2020 10:11:02 AM EDT
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Everybody's missing the larger point; did you nail her?


Geez, do I have to do everything around here?
Link Posted: 4/8/2020 10:11:44 AM EDT
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“Those noodles are offensive weapons! Dry pasta must be kept to a maximum of two inch length unless you have in your possession a licence from the Home Secretary. You’ve got a bloody armoury, here, mate. Why don’t you just come down to the station with us?”
Link Posted: 4/8/2020 10:12:04 AM EDT
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Serfs, you mean?
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Serfs, you mean?


Charlie don't serf
Link Posted: 4/8/2020 10:12:46 AM EDT
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Brainwashed from cradle to grave...we have our own version of that...we do.
Link Posted: 4/8/2020 10:13:17 AM EDT
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It's not a licence to buy food it's to carry it from the supermarket door to your car. It consists of a trolley driving lesson, proper loading of a trolley and getting it to your car safe. You can upgrade your licence after a year to allow you to have more than 80 items.
Link Posted: 4/8/2020 10:14:49 AM EDT
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I was at a bbq at a friends place.

One of the guests was a Brit, nice guy.

We’re talking and drinking beers, he asks if it’s really that common for Americans to own guns.

I said yes, I had one in My truck

He moved to another chair, the guy he moved to said “I don’t think you want to sit here, my gun is on me”

Ghost white

He got up and stayed WAY away from us

The brainwashing is real.

He legit thought we’d murder him just because we had guns.

How the mighty have fallen
Link Posted: 4/8/2020 10:15:15 AM EDT
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I doubt it.  More importantly their instinct is to think they should.
Link Posted: 4/8/2020 10:15:24 AM EDT
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No, only for dogs and TVs
Link Posted: 4/8/2020 10:15:40 AM EDT
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I understood that reference.
Link Posted: 4/8/2020 10:15:54 AM EDT
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what is her screen name?
Link Posted: 4/8/2020 10:16:50 AM EDT
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What happened with that? I've heard it mentioned before, but must have missed the thread in question.
Link Posted: 4/8/2020 10:19:02 AM EDT
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No pics of SIL, no care.
Link Posted: 4/8/2020 10:20:06 AM EDT
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In before London Metro "supposedly" contacts site staff again
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