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Archived [ARCHIVED THREAD] - I Am Completely Incapable Of Picking A Beer At The Store (Page 1 of 3)
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Posted: 12/14/2019 8:20:39 PM EDT
I don't understand this. Whenever I go to a bar I pick something out within seconds, but whenever I go to the store to buy beer my brain completely locks up and I can't decide wtf I want. I walked up and down the beer isle for 20 minutes earlier before I settled on a 12-pack of Lagunitas Sumpin' Easy
Link Posted: 12/14/2019 8:23:03 PM EDT
[#1]
I feel around for the coldest case on the aisle.

Link Posted: 12/14/2019 8:25:10 PM EDT
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It takes OP 20 minutes to choose shitty liberal-CA beer. Just get a 30 rack of Busch light and call it a day or two.

Link Posted: 12/14/2019 8:28:03 PM EDT
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I've killed 30 minutes in the beer section a few times.

Link Posted: 12/14/2019 8:29:34 PM EDT
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Case of Miller High Life. The Champagne of Beers.

Link Posted: 12/14/2019 8:30:40 PM EDT
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I used to do that, now I just grab a twelver of Yuengling and call it good.

Link Posted: 12/14/2019 8:31:39 PM EDT
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Haha I was actually pretty close to doing just that
Link Posted: 12/14/2019 8:32:08 PM EDT
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Lagunitas Sucks. Literally. Lol

Pics inbound.

Link Posted: 12/14/2019 8:32:10 PM EDT
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Shiner Bock is my 5 second choice.

Link Posted: 12/14/2019 8:34:19 PM EDT
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I don't understand this. Whenever I go to a bar I pick something out within seconds, but whenever I go to the store to buy beer my brain completely locks up and I can't decide wtf I want. I walked up and down the beer isle for 20 minutes earlier before I settled on a 12-pack of Lagunitas Sumpin' Easy
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WHAT???
No Brown Sugga

Link Posted: 12/14/2019 8:36:10 PM EDT
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Grab a 4 pack of Dragon's Milk.  It will be plenty.

Link Posted: 12/14/2019 8:36:14 PM EDT
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Not sure I wanna see anyone sucking Lagunitas
Link Posted: 12/14/2019 8:39:35 PM EDT
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Next time have your husband pick up the beer.
Link Posted: 12/14/2019 8:43:17 PM EDT
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It would be easier if the 8700 different IPAs were in their own section so they weren't a distraction from the beer that actually tastes good.
Link Posted: 12/14/2019 8:45:18 PM EDT
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The store I go to literally has thousands of types of beer.  It is too many.

Link Posted: 12/14/2019 8:47:12 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/14/2019 8:52:12 PM EDT
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I don't make beer runs, that's the wife's job.

When I am running low, I tell her to stop after work and get beer.

When I get home a little while after her, there is a fresh case of Guinness in the garage fridge.

Easy.
Link Posted: 12/14/2019 8:52:16 PM EDT
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This...
Link Posted: 12/14/2019 8:52:35 PM EDT
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Don't buy any IPA,  that's a good rule of thumb.  

Link Posted: 12/14/2019 8:54:54 PM EDT
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Amber bock or model negro for a nice sipping/social beer.  What ever the fuck is cheapest for a getting drunk beer.

Link Posted: 12/14/2019 8:55:24 PM EDT
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When I occasionally go to Total Wine to shop beer, I get totally overwhelmed with the choices.
Link Posted: 12/14/2019 8:55:33 PM EDT
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Yeah I'm way ahead of you on that one
Link Posted: 12/14/2019 8:58:44 PM EDT
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'Aisle', not 'isle'.  JFC.  Learn to spell, then learn to drink beer.
Link Posted: 12/14/2019 9:00:37 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/14/2019 9:01:43 PM EDT
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'Aisle', not 'isle'.  JFC.  Learn to spell, then learn to drink beer.
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Link Posted: 12/14/2019 9:02:19 PM EDT
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When all else fails, the answer is C-...
Link Posted: 12/14/2019 9:03:05 PM EDT
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Rice beer ...
Link Posted: 12/14/2019 9:04:09 PM EDT
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Don't post pics ...
Link Posted: 12/14/2019 9:05:37 PM EDT
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Next time have your husband pick up the beer.
It would be easier if the 8700 different IPAs were in their own section so they weren't a distraction from the beer that actually tastes good.
Like I said, C-...
Link Posted: 12/14/2019 9:07:22 PM EDT
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Oh yeah, can’t go wrong with C-...
Link Posted: 12/14/2019 9:07:35 PM EDT
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I've had that problem. But I'm partial to Kolsches and Saisons which are hard to find with all of the IPAs and Gozes on the shelf right now.
Link Posted: 12/14/2019 9:07:58 PM EDT
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User name doesn't check out

Link Posted: 12/14/2019 9:08:15 PM EDT
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Tell us all how you go around selecting women
Link Posted: 12/14/2019 9:08:51 PM EDT
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What have we learned from this thread? The majority of you old fucks like shitty piss water beer.
IPA is the way to go. The hoppier the better.

Link Posted: 12/14/2019 9:09:22 PM EDT
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Get some Lowenbrau!



Edit: spelling.
Link Posted: 12/14/2019 9:10:15 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/14/2019 9:14:17 PM EDT
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Find a good Belgian Trappist
Link Posted: 12/14/2019 9:14:43 PM EDT
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Make it easy on yourself next time, just stick to Weihenstephaner products

Leave IPAs for the hipster Bernie Bros

Link Posted: 12/14/2019 9:20:02 PM EDT
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Any of these will make you pour that Lagunitas down the drain.
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Link Posted: 12/14/2019 9:24:07 PM EDT
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Unless you like the taste of dirty ass.

Link Posted: 12/14/2019 9:25:21 PM EDT
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I know of 1 bar that serves Weihenstephaner but my new work apartment is no longer within walking distance
Link Posted: 12/14/2019 9:25:22 PM EDT
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Beer is for losers.


Link Posted: 12/14/2019 9:27:23 PM EDT
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Beer is for losers.

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Link Posted: 12/14/2019 9:30:16 PM EDT
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Weihenstephaner rocks!  I’d avoid IPAs, but Kolsch, Belgian, or good weissbier all work well.  Or Czechovar, if you can find it, great stuff.

Link Posted: 12/14/2019 9:30:24 PM EDT
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Build-Your-Own-Six-Packs are a good way to sample different beers without committing to one brand.
Link Posted: 12/14/2019 9:31:34 PM EDT
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Just did that yesterday and damn it's good beer.  Dick Yuengling is a big Trump supporter too.   There really isn't any other choice.
Link Posted: 12/14/2019 9:35:08 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/14/2019 9:38:08 PM EDT
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Hamm's. $16.00 for a 30 pack. You're welcome.

Link Posted: 12/14/2019 9:39:26 PM EDT
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That shit is the Budweiser of Sake. You're welcome.

Link Posted: 12/14/2019 9:40:26 PM EDT
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What have we learned from this thread? The majority of you old fucks like shitty piss water beer.
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FFS ...
Link Posted: 12/14/2019 9:40:58 PM EDT
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It would be easier if the 8700 different IPAs were in their own section so they weren't a distraction from the beer that actually tastes good.
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