Warning

 

Close

Confirm Action

Are you sure you wish to do this?

Confirm Cancel
BCM
User Panel

Arrow Left Previous Page
Page / 3
Posted: 2/9/2019 9:06:59 PM EDT
Volenteered to stop and get a couple things after getting a beard trim, the wife turned a few things into a huge list.

So I get to Walmart in the middle of snowmageddon and after spending an hour tracking down all of the random shit she desired I proceeded to the checkout.

All of the lines were out to the clothing and there was a general sense of panic. The 2 beasts in front of me finally got done being rung up and the smaller of the 2, (about 450lbs and looks like a beach ball with toothpicks for arms and legs) asks the geriatric who's running the checkout. "Can I apply for a Walmart credit card" and proceeds to fill out a fucking credit card app to pay for her cart of junk food.

Rant over 3/10
Link Posted: 2/9/2019 9:08:21 PM EDT
[#1]
You go somewhere to have your beard trimmed?

Link Posted: 2/9/2019 9:08:23 PM EDT
[#2]
Snow in Mexico?
Link Posted: 2/9/2019 9:08:57 PM EDT
[#3]
Not even 10 days into the month and she ate up all her food stamp food already?
Link Posted: 2/9/2019 9:10:00 PM EDT
[#4]
Soneone else trims your beard?
Like a hairdresser?
You are too fancy for walmart
Link Posted: 2/9/2019 9:10:42 PM EDT
[#5]
Missed a perfect chance to blade at 45..
Link Posted: 2/9/2019 9:10:44 PM EDT
[#6]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:
Snow in Mexico?
View Quote
Damn global warming!...
Link Posted: 2/9/2019 9:10:50 PM EDT
[#7]
WalMart has been running a deal where you get $75 credit if you apply for a card.

It just so happened that day they had Federal 30-30 for $7 a box.
Link Posted: 2/9/2019 9:11:01 PM EDT
[#8]
My Walmart delivers,

It’s awesome!
Link Posted: 2/9/2019 9:11:22 PM EDT
[#9]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:
You go somewhere to have your beard trimmed?

View Quote
Yeah, this!
Link Posted: 2/9/2019 9:11:28 PM EDT
[#10]
Get approved?
Link Posted: 2/9/2019 9:11:37 PM EDT
[#11]
Its Walmart. What do you expect?
Link Posted: 2/9/2019 9:11:47 PM EDT
[#12]
Quoted:
You go somewhere to have your beard trimmed?

View Quote
Quoted:
Snow in Mexico?
View Quote
Quoted:
Soneone else trims your beard?
Like a hairdresser?
You are too fancy for walmart
View Quote
So much what the fuck in this thread.
Link Posted: 2/9/2019 9:12:32 PM EDT
[#13]
Did your scooter lose it's charge?
Attachment Attached File
Link Posted: 2/9/2019 9:15:27 PM EDT
[#14]
"Getting my beard trimmed" sounds like slang for something much seedier...
Link Posted: 2/9/2019 9:16:23 PM EDT
[#15]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:
You go somewhere to have your beard trimmed?

View Quote
Stopped me in my tracks!

Does the man not own a pair of scissors!?

Can’t imagine paying for that.....

Guess I’m cheap. Or poor.
Link Posted: 2/9/2019 9:18:12 PM EDT
[#16]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:
You go somewhere to have your beard trimmed?

View Quote
Was stuck behind some shithead driving 35-40 in the 45 zone today. Looked like he was reading a long piece of cash register receipt, could see he had a really long grey beard. I thought it was Santa but I knew it wasn't when he finally made an illegal left turn into the strip mall that has a Great Clips.
Link Posted: 2/9/2019 9:25:46 PM EDT
[#17]
Quoted:
Volenteered to stop and get a couple things after getting a beard trim, the wife turned a few things into a huge list.

So I get to Walmart in the middle of snowmageddon and after spending an hour tracking down all of the random shit she desired I proceeded to the checkout.

All of the lines were out to the clothing and there was a general sense of panic. The 2 beasts in front of me finally got done being rung up and the smaller of the 2, (about 450lbs and looks like a beach ball with toothpicks for arms and legs) asks the geriatric who's running the checkout. "Can I apply for a Walmart credit card" and proceeds to fill out a fucking credit card app to pay for her cart of junk food.

Rant over 3/10
View Quote
Mexico + Snowmageddon = Yakima or Burlington
Link Posted: 2/9/2019 9:26:21 PM EDT
[#18]
You should have bought a Wahl trimmer that's made in America while you where there.
Link Posted: 2/9/2019 9:29:01 PM EDT
[#19]
Link Posted: 2/9/2019 9:29:23 PM EDT
[#20]
Not even a lousy MS Paint.
Link Posted: 2/9/2019 9:29:51 PM EDT
[#21]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:
Gets his beard trimmed by another man.

Shops at Walmart.

Arfcom to the max.
View Quote
Women don't understand beards.
Link Posted: 2/9/2019 9:30:03 PM EDT
[#22]
I think we've all witnessed a new low today.

Link Posted: 2/9/2019 9:30:37 PM EDT
[#23]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:
Gets his beard trimmed by another man.

Shops at Walmart.

Arfcom to the max.
View Quote
I found a pic of the OP.

Attachment Attached File


Link Posted: 2/9/2019 9:32:17 PM EDT
[#24]
I've never been that jealous that someone else had better credit than me
Link Posted: 2/9/2019 9:33:15 PM EDT
[#25]
Link Posted: 2/9/2019 9:33:31 PM EDT
[#26]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:

I think we've all witnessed a new low today.

View Quote
Lol
Link Posted: 2/9/2019 9:35:18 PM EDT
[#27]
go through the automated checkout next time
Link Posted: 2/9/2019 9:35:21 PM EDT
[#28]
Whats wrong with getting a credit card?
Link Posted: 2/9/2019 9:36:33 PM EDT
[#29]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:
Snow in Mexico?
View Quote
Mexico has Walmart's and snow?
Link Posted: 2/9/2019 9:36:45 PM EDT
[#30]
OP mad because he has a 530 credit score.
Link Posted: 2/9/2019 9:37:27 PM EDT
[#31]
Link Posted: 2/9/2019 9:39:50 PM EDT
[#32]
As I've gotten older, I have no patience for BS like that. I would have abandoned the cart and walked out.
Then again, I don't have someone else trim my beard...
Link Posted: 2/9/2019 9:41:23 PM EDT
[#33]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:
Snow in Mexico?
View Quote
There are high mountains in Mexico, Sir.
Link Posted: 2/9/2019 9:41:56 PM EDT
[#34]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:
Whats wrong with getting a credit card?
View Quote
Nothing but if you buy crap and worthless items on credit you are doing it wrong.
Link Posted: 2/9/2019 9:44:54 PM EDT
[#35]
I would rather pay someone to go to Walmart for me. Than pay someone to trim my beard.
Link Posted: 2/9/2019 9:48:00 PM EDT
[#36]
Quoted:
Volenteered to stop and get a couple things after getting a beard trim, the wife turned a few things into a huge list.

So I get to Walmart in the middle of snowmageddon and after spending an hour tracking down all of the random shit she desired I proceeded to the checkout.

All of the lines were out to the clothing and there was a general sense of panic. The 2 beasts in front of me finally got done being rung up and the smaller of the 2, (about 450lbs and looks like a beach ball with toothpicks for arms and legs) asks the geriatric who's running the checkout. "Can I apply for a Walmart credit card" and proceeds to fill out a fucking credit card app to pay for her cart of junk food.

Rant over 3/10
View Quote
Your sentence structure is lacking

You need to take remedial English
Link Posted: 2/9/2019 9:49:45 PM EDT
[#37]
Gets beard trimmed- high end classy rich mofo

Goes to Walmart- low class scum of society

End result- middle class
Link Posted: 2/9/2019 9:52:30 PM EDT
[#38]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:
Nothing but if you buy crap and worthless items on credit you are doing it wrong.
View Quote View All Quotes
View All Quotes
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:
Quoted:
Whats wrong with getting a credit card?
Nothing but if you buy crap and worthless items on credit you are doing it wrong.
Why would i care if another person uses a credit card in a wrong way?

I buy groceries on my credit card all the time and pay it off within 24 hours

Or is it because they are fat so they must be dumb? I'm fat and mostly not dumb.
Link Posted: 2/9/2019 9:54:16 PM EDT
[#39]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:
You go somewhere to have your beard trimmed?

View Quote
Link Posted: 2/9/2019 9:55:08 PM EDT
[#40]
First off, I quit reading after you said you went somewhere for a beard trimming. The fuck is that gay shit all about?
Link Posted: 2/9/2019 9:57:01 PM EDT
[#41]
These Walmart stories let me know what I'm missing by never shopping in there.

Thanks.
Link Posted: 2/9/2019 10:13:13 PM EDT
[#42]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:
You go somewhere to have your beard trimmed?

View Quote
You don't???
Link Posted: 2/9/2019 10:14:53 PM EDT
[#43]
OP derailed his own thread by mentioning the beard trimming.



Sorry OP, but Arfcom gonna Arfcom.
Link Posted: 2/9/2019 10:18:21 PM EDT
[#44]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:
Stopped me in my tracks!

Does the man not own a pair of scissors!?

Can’t imagine paying for that.....

Guess I’m cheap. Or poor.
View Quote View All Quotes
View All Quotes
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:
Quoted:
You go somewhere to have your beard trimmed?

Stopped me in my tracks!

Does the man not own a pair of scissors!?

Can’t imagine paying for that.....

Guess I’m cheap. Or poor.
I’m sure you do a great job. That said, most guys beards look like shit and would be improved by a competent barber.
Link Posted: 2/9/2019 10:20:09 PM EDT
[#45]
OP'S "wife" made a "list"..

Thinking the "wife" may be the"Beard"
Link Posted: 2/9/2019 10:20:45 PM EDT
[#46]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:
You don't???
View Quote View All Quotes
View All Quotes
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:
Quoted:
You go somewhere to have your beard trimmed?

You don't???
Fuck no. I'm straight.
Link Posted: 2/9/2019 10:21:30 PM EDT
[#47]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:
You go somewhere to have your beard trimmed?

View Quote
Link Posted: 2/9/2019 10:21:44 PM EDT
[#48]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:

Why would i care if another person uses a credit card in a wrong way?

I buy groceries on my credit card all the time and pay it off within 24 hours

Or is it because they are fat so they must be dumb? I'm fat and mostly not dumb.
View Quote
Most people do not use CCs like that.  A lot of people just buy crap on credit to run up a tab.
Link Posted: 2/9/2019 10:21:54 PM EDT
[#49]
Op ,that would have pissed me off too .I've noticed lately a lot of people who reply to posts on here are smart asses . I think they are liberals who have joined to disrupt the site  .Either that or they have low self-esteem and need to cut others down to feel better . To the smart asses ,if you don't like my post ,bite me . Damn fruit cakes. End of My rant .3/10
Link Posted: 2/9/2019 10:22:14 PM EDT
[#50]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:
OP'S "wife" made a "list"..

Thinking the "wife" may be the"Beard"
View Quote
Zing!
Arrow Left Previous Page
Page / 3
Close Join Our Mail List to Stay Up To Date! Win a FREE Membership!

Sign up for the ARFCOM weekly newsletter and be entered to win a free ARFCOM membership. One new winner* is announced every week!

You will receive an email every Friday morning featuring the latest chatter from the hottest topics, breaking news surrounding legislation, as well as exclusive deals only available to ARFCOM email subscribers.


By signing up you agree to our User Agreement. *Must have a registered ARFCOM account to win.
Top Top