Even the Dank Memes won't mess with Texas

Even the Dank Memes won't mess with Texas (Page 1 of 1354)

Firearmsenthusiast Joined Dec 2015 Posts 296 EE 0% (0) ND, USA	Posted: 11/15/2016 4:51:00 PM EDT [Last Edit: Firearmsenthusiast] Update: You wouldn't believe me if I told you, you just had to see it... God Bless Donald Trump!

TheOTHERmaninblack Member Joined Jul 2009 Posts 9018 EE 100% (15) WY, USA	Posted: 9/10/2018 7:37:10 PM EDT [#1] Attached File
	History indicates that Conservative Americans only have three speeds: silence, peaceful protest rallies, and Total Industrialized Warfare. They excel at the latter. ---spartacus2002

ClatuVertanictu Member Joined May 2010 Posts 10061 EE 100% (4) TX, USA	Posted: 9/10/2018 7:43:50 PM EDT [#2]
	Not One Inch.

Tactical_Spartan Member Joined Nov 2013 Posts 5340 EE 0% (0) IA, USA	Posted: 9/10/2018 9:57:59 PM EDT [#3] Attached File
	Stop repeat offenders - Don't re-elect them!

ClatuVertanictu Member Joined May 2010 Posts 10066 EE 100% (4) TX, USA	Posted: 9/10/2018 10:28:27 PM EDT [#4]
	Not One Inch.

mPisi Still Standing Joined Jul 2001 Posts 3910 EE 100% (265) TX, USA	Posted: 9/10/2018 10:34:55 PM EDT [#5] Attached File
	“Let everyone sweep in front of his own door, and the whole world will be clean.” - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

mPisi Still Standing Joined Jul 2001 Posts 3911 EE 100% (265) TX, USA	Posted: 9/10/2018 11:12:41 PM EDT [#6] Attached File
	“Let everyone sweep in front of his own door, and the whole world will be clean.” - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

UNF_Threaded Member Joined Oct 2015 Posts 599 EE 100% (1) CO, USA	Posted: 9/11/2018 12:27:08 AM EDT [#7]

AKsala Joined Nov 2008 Posts 6662 EE 100% (1) AK, USA	Posted: 9/11/2018 12:31:10 AM EDT [#8] Quote History Originally Posted By mPisi: https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/13081/1RWDS-667851.JPG View Quote Yessss. This is the first meme ive wanted to get facebook banned for.

Geohans Member Joined Feb 2002 Posts 11798 EE 99% (137) AZ, USA	Posted: 9/11/2018 12:37:10 AM EDT [#9] Quote History Originally Posted By South_Side_Shooter: https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/246488/A82D1CA9-0E14-4EE9-ADA7-545FEFFB13F7-667371.JPG View Quote Ho Lee Fuk. I had to google her to believe it.

Klaustrophobia Joined Jan 2017 Posts 2590 EE 100% (2) VA, USA	Posted: 9/11/2018 3:42:42 AM EDT [#10] Quote History Originally Posted By Tactical_Spartan: https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/374309/Constitution_quotes-667807.JPG View Quote Please tell me these are actual, unmodified quotes.

Miami_JBT .40 S&W Supreme Leader & Dictator for Life Joined Apr 2007 Posts 60851 EE 100% (7) FL, USA	Posted: 9/11/2018 7:24:42 AM EDT [#11] Quote History Originally Posted By South_Side_Shooter: https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/246488/A82D1CA9-0E14-4EE9-ADA7-545FEFFB13F7-667371.JPG View Quote Her preferred smoke is Marlboro Lights 100. When Jeb was Governor, he bought them by the carton for her. He'd walk into to Eckerd's Drug Store with his FDLE POS detail on the evenings.
	End the Political Establishment Communists/Socialists aren't people

Paddler112

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Posted: 9/11/2018 7:56:53 AM EDT

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Originally Posted By Klaustrophobia:

Originally Posted By Tactical_Spartan:
https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/374309/Constitution_quotes-667807.JPG

Please tell me these are actual, unmodified quotes.

Likely not. Here's an article from Politifact

Viral image criticizing Democrats

"The 1st Thousand Are The Hardest" - Scott Winfield
"In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act." George Orwell

EvanWilliams NorCal_LEO Call Sign "Cans" Joined Nov 2009 Posts 56213 EE 100% (1) TX, USA	Posted: 9/11/2018 11:04:34 AM EDT [#13] Quote History Originally Posted By South_Side_Shooter: https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/246488/A82D1CA9-0E14-4EE9-ADA7-545FEFFB13F7-667371.JPG View Quote ¡jeb! Was the wealthy, privileged son of political elites. Mexico is full of hotties . That is what he came home with Geez
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RIO-lover AR15.com official nickname Howling Mad Joined Jul 2011 Posts 9943 EE 0% (0) IN, USA	Posted: 9/11/2018 11:24:10 AM EDT [#14] Quote History Originally Posted By EvanWilliams: ¡jeb! Was the wealthy, privileged son of political elites. Mexico is full of hotties . That is what he came home with Geez View Quote She looks like if ET had a sister
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BeerPimp

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Posted: 9/11/2018 11:48:26 AM EDT

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Originally Posted By RIO-lover:
She looks like if ET had a sister

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Originally Posted By RIO-lover:

Originally Posted By EvanWilliams:

¡jeb! Was the wealthy, privileged son of political elites. Mexico is full of hotties .
That is what he came home with

Geez

She looks like if ET had a sister

As my friend would say she looks like an egg on two toothpicks.

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kar98k

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Posted: 9/11/2018 11:52:22 AM EDT

[#16]

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Originally Posted By RIO-lover:
She looks like if ET had a sister

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Originally Posted By RIO-lover:

Originally Posted By EvanWilliams:
jeb! Was the wealthy, privileged son of political elites. Mexico is full of hotties .
That is what he came home with
Geez

She looks like if ET had a sister

she didn't age well
but Jeb also didn't marry her for her family's money and political connections
it's one of the few things admirable about the man

If some catastrophic event happens and most of humanity is wiped from the face of the earth, the only people left to hang out with will be you guys! Oh the horror! -- Boombastic

No situation is ever so bad that the government can't make it worse.

irishtech

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Posted: 9/11/2018 12:31:52 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By Geohans:
Ho Lee Fuk.

I had to google her to believe it.

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Originally Posted By Geohans:

Originally Posted By South_Side_Shooter:
https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/246488/A82D1CA9-0E14-4EE9-ADA7-545FEFFB13F7-667371.JPG

Ho Lee Fuk.

I had to google her to believe it.

I'm actually surprised, does she has a disease or something?

mike_nds Co-Owner NoDak Spud LLC Joined Feb 2006 Posts 14203 EE 100% (38) MN, USA	Posted: 9/11/2018 12:40:33 PM EDT [#18] She looked better when she was younger.
	We are living in a Tom Clancy novel

Tactical_Spartan Member Joined Nov 2013 Posts 5349 EE 0% (0) IA, USA	Posted: 9/11/2018 1:07:48 PM EDT [#19] Attached File
	Stop repeat offenders - Don't re-elect them!

ClatuVertanictu Member Joined May 2010 Posts 10071 EE 100% (4) TX, USA	Posted: 9/11/2018 1:37:25 PM EDT [#20]
	Not One Inch.

TheOTHERmaninblack Member Joined Jul 2009 Posts 9020 EE 100% (15) WY, USA	Posted: 9/11/2018 5:03:32 PM EDT [#21] Attached File
	History indicates that Conservative Americans only have three speeds: silence, peaceful protest rallies, and Total Industrialized Warfare. They excel at the latter. ---spartacus2002

TheOTHERmaninblack Member Joined Jul 2009 Posts 9021 EE 100% (15) WY, USA	Posted: 9/11/2018 5:22:20 PM EDT [#22] Attached File Attached File
	History indicates that Conservative Americans only have three speeds: silence, peaceful protest rallies, and Total Industrialized Warfare. They excel at the latter. ---spartacus2002

kar98k My Avatar is Staring at You. Joined Sep 2005 Posts 21295 EE 100% (47) TX, USA	Posted: 9/11/2018 6:53:37 PM EDT [#23] .
	If some catastrophic event happens and most of humanity is wiped from the face of the earth, the only people left to hang out with will be you guys! Oh the horror! -- Boombastic No situation is ever so bad that the government can't make it worse.

mPisi Still Standing Joined Jul 2001 Posts 3912 EE 100% (265) TX, USA	Posted: 9/11/2018 8:35:31 PM EDT [#24] Colin Kaepernick makes no sense as a spokesman for a sportswear company; he's not even a pro athlete anymore. Nike should have gone with the Broward County Sheriff's department. Those guys can RUN Robert Kroese ignores verbal commands (@robkroese) September 10, 2018 (he also writes a good book)
	“Let everyone sweep in front of his own door, and the whole world will be clean.” - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

raven Joined Feb 2001 Posts 81529 EE 100% (1) AK, USA	Posted: 9/11/2018 8:40:44 PM EDT [#25]

Miami_JBT

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Posted: 9/11/2018 8:59:13 PM EDT

[#26]

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Originally Posted By EvanWilliams:
jeb! Was the wealthy, privileged son of political elites. Mexico is full of hotties .
That is what he came home with

Geez

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Originally Posted By EvanWilliams:

Originally Posted By South_Side_Shooter:
https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/246488/A82D1CA9-0E14-4EE9-ADA7-545FEFFB13F7-667371.JPG

jeb! Was the wealthy, privileged son of political elites. Mexico is full of hotties .
That is what he came home with

Geez

He was not the rising star of the political dynasty.

End the Political Establishment
Communists/Socialists aren't people

DangerJ I am deplorable Joined May 2007 Posts 38401 EE 100% (11) IA, USA	Posted: 9/11/2018 9:31:54 PM EDT [#27] Quote History Originally Posted By RIO-lover: She looks like if ET had a sister View Quote Pretty typical body shape for a South American Indian. Just a plop with legs and arms.
	"Her nipples are probably about as sensitive as George Patton during WW2." -Thor

8654 Member Joined Nov 2006 Posts 1811 EE 0% (0) TX, USA	Posted: 9/11/2018 10:41:12 PM EDT [#28] Quote History Originally Posted By DangerJ: Pretty typical body shape for a South American Indian. Just a plop with legs and arms. View Quote She has the shape of the hit in the “hanker for a hunka cheese” commercials. 8654

MJL99

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Posted: 9/11/2018 10:49:52 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By Paddler112:
Likely not. Here's an article from Politifact

Viral image criticizing Democrats

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Originally Posted By Paddler112:

Originally Posted By Klaustrophobia:

Originally Posted By Tactical_Spartan:
https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/374309/Constitution_quotes-667807.JPG

Please tell me these are actual, unmodified quotes.

Likely not. Here's an article from Politifact

Viral image criticizing Democrats

Holy shit. These idiots actually had to fact check a meme.

kar98k My Avatar is Staring at You. Joined Sep 2005 Posts 21300 EE 100% (47) TX, USA	Posted: 9/11/2018 11:00:41 PM EDT [Last Edit: kar98k] [#30] Quote History Originally Posted By MJL99: Holy shit. These idiots actually had to fact check a meme. View Quote it's the best possible universe when The Onion and The Babylon Bee are viewed by the general public as more credible sources of political information than CNN
	If some catastrophic event happens and most of humanity is wiped from the face of the earth, the only people left to hang out with will be you guys! Oh the horror! -- Boombastic No situation is ever so bad that the government can't make it worse.

A_Friendly_Manatee Member Joined Nov 2015 Posts 1951 EE 100% (62) MN, USA	Posted: 9/11/2018 11:06:51 PM EDT [#31] EU loser trying to put down the USA, thinks "your country is larger than mine" is an effective insult.

kar98k My Avatar is Staring at You. Joined Sep 2005 Posts 21302 EE 100% (47) TX, USA	Posted: 9/11/2018 11:20:48 PM EDT [#32] Quote History Originally Posted By A_Friendly_Manatee: EU loser trying to put down the USA, thinks "your country is larger than mine" is an effective insult. https://i.redd.it/bzelbp9kgnl11.png View Quote does the UK guy honestly think that there are no stores within 2000 miles in the USA? or is gasoline that much more expensive in the UK?
	If some catastrophic event happens and most of humanity is wiped from the face of the earth, the only people left to hang out with will be you guys! Oh the horror! -- Boombastic No situation is ever so bad that the government can't make it worse.

MCSquared

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Posted: 9/12/2018 12:24:02 AM EDT

[#33]

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Originally Posted By kar98k:
does the UK guy honestly think that there are no stores within 2000 miles in the USA?
or is gasoline that much more expensive in the UK?

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Originally Posted By kar98k:

Originally Posted By A_Friendly_Manatee:
EU loser trying to put down the USA, thinks "your country is larger than mine" is an effective insult.

https://i.redd.it/bzelbp9kgnl11.png

does the UK guy honestly think that there are no stores within 2000 miles in the USA?
or is gasoline that much more expensive in the UK?

Last I checked gas was over $5/gal there once you convert to US units. That's VAT for you.

Originally Posted By justsayin:
WHY do celebrities think we care what philosophical or political opinions they have?
We don't pay them for who they really are.....

SEAN10MM Joined Jan 2014 Posts 2602 EE 100% (153) WA, USA	Posted: 9/12/2018 8:37:52 AM EDT [#34] Quote History Originally Posted By MCSquared: Last I checked gas was over $5/gal there once you convert to US units. That's VAT for you. View Quote I remember Obammys energy secretary urging artificially high gas prices back in the day. People that advocate that shit need to take a long walk off of a short pier. Fuck. That. Shit.

raven

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Posted: 9/12/2018 8:47:51 AM EDT

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Originally Posted By SEAN10MM:
I remember Obammys energy secretary urging artificially high gas prices back in the day. People that advocate that shit need to take a long walk off of a short pier. Fuck. That. Shit.

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Originally Posted By SEAN10MM:

Originally Posted By MCSquared:

Last I checked gas was over $5/gal there once you convert to US units. That's VAT for you.

I remember Obammys energy secretary urging artificially high gas prices back in the day. People that advocate that shit need to take a long walk off of a short pier. Fuck. That. Shit.

Some things are more important than your pocketbook. Like the planet.

Variable556

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Posted: 9/12/2018 9:51:02 AM EDT

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Originally Posted By raven:
Some things are more important than your pocketbook. Like the planet.

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Originally Posted By raven:

Originally Posted By SEAN10MM:

Originally Posted By MCSquared:

Last I checked gas was over $5/gal there once you convert to US units. That's VAT for you.

I remember Obammys energy secretary urging artificially high gas prices back in the day. People that advocate that shit need to take a long walk off of a short pier. Fuck. That. Shit.

Some things are more important than your pocketbook. Like the planet.

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15jonshoot Member Joined Apr 2006 Posts 8570 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 9/12/2018 10:11:36 AM EDT [#37]

8654 Member Joined Nov 2006 Posts 1813 EE 0% (0) TX, USA	Posted: 9/12/2018 10:28:31 AM EDT [#38] Quote History Originally Posted By 15jonshoot: https://s15.postimg.cc/inaek84wb/IMG_0410.jpg View Quote Needs to add all the FBI and DOJ numb nuts. 8654

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mike_nds Co-Owner NoDak Spud LLC Joined Feb 2006 Posts 14206 EE 100% (38) MN, USA	Posted: 9/12/2018 11:43:19 AM EDT [#40]
	We are living in a Tom Clancy novel

Wubbman Member Joined Jan 2005 Posts 2325 EE 100% (3) GA, USA	Posted: 9/12/2018 6:33:36 PM EDT [#41] Attached File Attached File Attached File Attached File Attached File
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Posted: 9/12/2018 7:08:21 PM EDT

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South_Side_Shooter Member Joined Jun 2010 Posts 15085 EE 100% (1) IL, USA	Posted: 9/12/2018 9:58:57 PM EDT [#44] Quote History Originally Posted By happycynic: https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/61337/1536796418746-669754.JPG View Quote Well... You're not wrong...
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The_Fly Bastard of the network Joined Sep 2005 Posts 13241 EE 100% (15) CO, USA	Posted: 9/12/2018 10:41:07 PM EDT [#45] Attached File Welcome to the Master race pal
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FlyNavy75 Joined Jul 2014 Posts 12105 EE 100% (49) USA	Posted: 9/12/2018 10:43:37 PM EDT [#46] Quote History Originally Posted By raven: Some things are more important than your pocketbook. Like the planet. View Quote Communist.

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shocktrp Creepy-Ass Cracka Joined Jan 2004 Posts 26849 EE 100% (1) NY, USA	Posted: 9/13/2018 12:39:48 AM EDT [#48]
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Whamo

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Posted: 9/13/2018 8:19:05 AM EDT

[#49]

We already know that the left can't meme:

Following studies that proved the political right was more successful at creating and spreading memes than the left, Facebook has announced it is developing a new AI algorithm that can detect and ban “offensive” memes.

It’s almost like there’s some kind of connection here.

Link https://www.newswars.com/the-left-cant-meme-so-theyve-just-decided-to-ban-memes-instead/

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Freebeer Member Joined Mar 2011 Posts 5663 EE 100% (134) NY, USA	Posted: 9/13/2018 8:29:51 AM EDT [#50]

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