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Posted: 12/20/2023 12:15:12 PM EDT
Someone at work was talking about growing cucumbers and making their own pickles at home. The HR manager had absolutely no idea that pickles were "pickled cucumbers". Who doesn't know that?
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kinda like thinking tuna is actually chicken ?? ie Chicken of the Sea ?
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Some people use cucumbers and pickles as dildos. It could be a dildo farm.
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I’ve known that for as long as I can remember. I’m not terribly surprised that someone doesn’t know that. That’s ignorance on a small level vs stupidity.
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My experience is that HR people usually have the lowest iq's in the organization.
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My friend's ex girlfriend got a DUI
She posted bail The DUI got dropped due to chain of custody error with her blood test She drove to the police station to get her bail money returned She was drunk She got a DUI while picking up her bail money from the previous DUI Also, my wife told me she thought corn dogs were called that because they look like corn |
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My wife has a nephew that failed the WA written drivers exam 11 times.
He still has no license and he's so stupid he can't keep a job. |
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I have an adult cousin that once said, "Books are too expensive. There should be a place you can borrow them from."
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Quoted: My friend's ex girlfriend got a DUI She posted bail The DUI got dropped due to chain of custody error with her blood test She drove to the police station to get her bail money returned She was drunk She got a DUI while picking up her bail money from the previous DUI Also, my wife told me she thought corn dogs were called that because they look like corn View Quote Wow |
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Meh, for people not really into pickles or vegetable gardens its not that they are stupid. It’s just that they gone their entire lives without ever giving half a fuck to even think about it.
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HR is normally staffed by the stupid and timid. This one meets the level of stupidity.
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Had a girl in High School ask "what does double-u double-u eye eye stand for?"
In history class. Had an ex ask, in the drive through while trying to order, what comes on a jelly biscuit. |
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We have a member that didn't know that hamburgers are made from ground beef.
Other examples - "Digital antennae" Nitrogen fill for tires Firearm cartridges that won't fire in outer space The sources of electricity on the other side of the wall Bullets climb after they leave a horizontal barrel "Where are you going?" Flying home. "You can't go" ? "The air is dark, everyone knows airplanes can't fly in dark air " A southern state legislator that shares my surname introduced a bill to codify the value of pi = 3. He was fairly stupid in addition to ignorant. |
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Quoted: The HR manager had absolutely no idea that pickles were "pickled cucumbers". Who doesn't know that? View Quote Probably equal to the number of people that don't know there are cucumbers and pickling cucumbers. |
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Honestly, I don't see that as particularly dumb. When I think of pickles, I think of the tiny miniature-looking cucumbers in jars - it's not that much of a stretch for someone to think that the small miniature ones might be a different species/variety than the big regular cucumber that you buy at the grocery store. Also, I personally don't like pickles, so I don't spend time thinking about them.
By the same token, are those little miniature "corn" things you sometimes see in salads the same as regular corn, or are they a different species? I have no idea because I never thought about it and I don't care. Someone who DOES know might think I am "dumb" to not know the answer, but I really don't think it's that unreasonable for someone to not know. |
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A girl working at Subway thought olives were a type of fish.
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I encountered a person so stupid they thought a ‘mil’ meant a millimeter….not 0.001 inch.
Geesh, what a maroon, amiright? |
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I’d argue that the dumbass congressman who was concerned Guam would capsize takes the lead. But then you can also argue the average Biden voter wins. So who knows. |
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Quoted: Someone at work was talking about growing cucumbers and making their own pickles at home. The HR manager had absolutely no idea that pickles were "pickled cucumbers". Who doesn't know that? View Quote Just wait until you run into a flat earther. Yes, they really do exist. |
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There are known knowns. These are things we know that we know. There are known unknowns. That is to say, there are things that we know we don't know. But there are also unknown unknowns. There are things we don't know we don't know. Donald Rumsfeld |
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Quoted: Had a girl in High School ask "what does double-u double-u eye eye stand for?" In history class. Had an ex ask, in the drive through while trying to order, what comes on a jelly biscuit. View Quote I had a classmate interrupt an economics lecture in college to ask which way was vertical and horizontal as the teacher drew a line graph |
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I told a kitchen helper to go in the walk in and bring out a watermelon, he came out with a cucumber, true story.
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Quoted: Honestly, I don't see that as particularly dumb. When I think of pickles, I think of the tiny miniature-looking cucumbers in jars - it's not that much of a stretch for someone to think that the small miniature ones might be a different species/variety than the big regular cucumber that you buy at the grocery store. Also, I personally don't like pickles, so I don't spend time thinking about them. By the same token, are those little miniature "corn" things you sometimes see in salads the same as regular corn, or are they a different species? I have no idea because I never thought about it and I don't care. Someone who DOES know might think I am "dumb" to not know the answer, but I really don't think it's that unreasonable for someone to not know. View Quote Unlike baby carrots, baby corn really is baby corn |
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I argued with a former HR woman who was trying to convince me a 3% bonus was better than a 2% raise. I told her I'd take a 1% raise over a the bonus. Her ending argument was that I could sign something to opt out of the bonus if I didn't like it.
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View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Probably equal to the number of people that don't know there are cucumbers and pickling cucumbers. Regular potatoes vs baking potatoes. Sweet corn vs field/feed corn. One obscurity vs another obscurity to most people. |
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A friend's wife bought a bag of cranberries and began eating them.
When she said that they were bitter, her husband asked her: "What did you expect?". "I thought they'd be sweet like what's in the can". He has neck problems from shaking his head so much. |
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It’s been awhile but I still remember someone asking me how raisins were grown and what plant they came from.
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Quoted: Someone at work was talking about growing cucumbers and making their own pickles at home. The HR manager had absolutely no idea that pickles were "pickled cucumbers". Who doesn't know that? View Quote They probably think they magically appear on the shelves from a pickle factory and never heard of a farm or a garden. |
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I knew a guy who's mom thought that veal came from a "veal".
Moms are supposed to know those things. |
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Quoted: Someone at work was talking about growing cucumbers and making their own pickles at home. The HR manager had absolutely no idea that pickles were "pickled cucumbers". Who doesn't know that? View Quote There's a disturbing amount of folks, I have discovered in my time on this Earth, that don't know that. They come from all walks of life. These folks don't read ingredients, or directions, and probably don't cook for themselves either. |
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