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Posted: 12/20/2023 12:15:12 PM EDT
Someone at work was talking about growing cucumbers and making their own pickles at home. The HR manager had absolutely no idea that pickles were "pickled cucumbers". Who doesn't know that?
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I've ran into a few.
Link Posted: 12/20/2023 12:16:45 PM EDT
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Sheila Jackson Lee
Link Posted: 12/20/2023 12:18:11 PM EDT
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kinda like thinking tuna is actually chicken ??  ie Chicken of the Sea ?
Link Posted: 12/20/2023 12:18:13 PM EDT
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Some people use cucumbers and pickles as dildos. It could be a dildo farm.
Link Posted: 12/20/2023 12:18:39 PM EDT
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I’ve known that for as long as I can remember. I’m not terribly surprised that someone doesn’t know that. That’s ignorance on a small level vs stupidity.
Link Posted: 12/20/2023 12:18:47 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/20/2023 12:18:48 PM EDT
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My experience is that HR people usually have the lowest iq's in the organization.
Link Posted: 12/20/2023 12:19:49 PM EDT
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Guam tipping over is very close to being a pickle farmer.
Link Posted: 12/20/2023 12:20:47 PM EDT
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Not so fast there bud.
Link Posted: 12/20/2023 12:21:19 PM EDT
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My friend's ex girlfriend got a DUI
She posted bail
The DUI got dropped due to chain of custody error with her blood test
She drove to the police station to get her bail money returned
She was drunk
She got a DUI while picking up her bail money from the previous DUI

Also, my wife told me she thought corn dogs were called that because they look like corn
Link Posted: 12/20/2023 12:23:09 PM EDT
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My wife has a nephew that failed the WA written drivers exam 11 times.
He still has no license and he's so stupid he can't keep a job.
Link Posted: 12/20/2023 12:23:30 PM EDT
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I have an adult cousin that once said, "Books are too expensive.  There should be a place you can borrow them from."
Link Posted: 12/20/2023 12:24:08 PM EDT
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My friend's ex girlfriend got a DUI
She posted bail
The DUI got dropped due to chain of custody error with her blood test
She drove to the police station to get her bail money returned
She was drunk
She got a DUI while picking up her bail money from the previous DUI

Also, my wife told me she thought corn dogs were called that because they look like corn
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Wow
Link Posted: 12/20/2023 12:24:48 PM EDT
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Meh, for people not really into pickles or vegetable gardens its not that they are stupid.  It’s just that they gone their entire lives without ever giving half a fuck to even think about it.
Link Posted: 12/20/2023 12:24:54 PM EDT
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HR is normally staffed by the stupid and timid.  This one meets the level of stupidity.
Link Posted: 12/20/2023 12:25:03 PM EDT
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Had a girl in High School ask "what does double-u double-u eye eye stand for?"
In history class.

Had an ex ask, in the drive through while trying to order, what comes on a jelly biscuit.

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Dry humor, look into it.
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I've known that for as long as I can remember. I'm not terribly surprised that someone doesn't know that. That's ignorance on a small level vs stupidity.
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This. People who don't live on a farm have no reason to do research on the history of cucumbers.
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Link Posted: 12/20/2023 12:28:31 PM EDT
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Probably equal to the number of people that don't know there are cucumbers and pickling cucumbers.
Link Posted: 12/20/2023 12:29:34 PM EDT
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every liberal everywhere is dumber
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Guam will tip over
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HR managers are sub human. Does not surprise me.
Link Posted: 12/20/2023 12:34:30 PM EDT
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This is probably all that anyone working HR uses cucumbers for.

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Probably equal to the number of people that don't know there are cucumbers and pickling cucumbers.
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Link Posted: 12/20/2023 12:42:03 PM EDT
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I encountered a person so stupid they thought a ‘mil’ meant a millimeter….not 0.001 inch.  

Geesh, what a maroon, amiright?
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I’d argue that the dumbass congressman who was concerned Guam would capsize takes the lead.  

But then you can also argue the average Biden voter wins.  So who knows.
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Just wait until you run into a flat earther. Yes, they really do exist.
Link Posted: 12/20/2023 12:44:34 PM EDT
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I'm sure the current president and VP don't know.
Link Posted: 12/20/2023 12:45:27 PM EDT
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There are known knowns. These are things we know that we know.
There are known unknowns.
That is to say, there are things that we know we don't know.
But there are also unknown unknowns.
There are things we don't know we don't know.

Donald Rumsfeld
Link Posted: 12/20/2023 12:46:30 PM EDT
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Had a girl in High School ask "what does double-u double-u eye eye stand for?"
In history class.

Had an ex ask, in the drive through while trying to order, what comes on a jelly biscuit.

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I had a classmate interrupt an economics lecture in college to ask which way was vertical and horizontal as the teacher drew a line graph
Link Posted: 12/20/2023 12:48:44 PM EDT
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I told a kitchen helper to go in the walk in and bring out a watermelon, he came out with a cucumber, true story.
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Flat earthers are something else.
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Honestly, I don't see that as particularly dumb.  When I think of pickles, I think of the tiny miniature-looking cucumbers in jars - it's not that much of a stretch for someone to think that the small miniature ones might be a different species/variety than the big regular cucumber that you buy at the grocery store.  Also, I personally don't like pickles, so I don't spend time thinking about them.    

By the same token, are those little miniature "corn" things you sometimes see in salads the same as regular corn, or are they a different species?  I have no idea because I never thought about it and I don't care.  Someone who DOES know might think I am "dumb" to not know the answer, but I really don't think it's that unreasonable for someone to not know.  
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Unlike baby carrots, baby corn really is baby corn
Link Posted: 12/20/2023 12:50:43 PM EDT
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Chicken of the sea
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Link Posted: 12/20/2023 12:54:28 PM EDT
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I argued with a former HR woman who was trying to convince me a 3% bonus was better than a 2% raise. I told her I'd take a 1% raise over a the bonus. Her ending argument was that I could sign something to opt out of the bonus if I didn't like it.
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Probably equal to the number of people that don't know there are cucumbers and pickling cucumbers.
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Regular potatoes vs baking potatoes.

Sweet corn vs field/feed corn.

One obscurity vs another obscurity to most people.
Link Posted: 12/20/2023 12:54:53 PM EDT
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A friend's wife bought a bag of cranberries and began eating them.
When she said that they were bitter, her husband asked her: "What did you expect?".
"I thought they'd be sweet like what's in the can".
He has neck problems from shaking his head so much.  
Link Posted: 12/20/2023 12:55:47 PM EDT
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It’s been awhile but I still remember someone asking me how raisins were grown and what plant they came from.
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I knew a guy who's mom thought that veal came from a "veal".

Moms are supposed to know those things.
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"Sales Dept. You're being called out."
Link Posted: 12/20/2023 1:02:27 PM EDT
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I knew a lady who thought peanuts grew on trees.
Link Posted: 12/20/2023 1:06:05 PM EDT
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I encountered a person so stupid they thought a ‘mil’ meant a millimeter….not 0.001 inch.  

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Considering "mil" is sometimes slang or short for millimeter, I can see it.


Link Posted: 12/20/2023 1:07:39 PM EDT
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There's a disturbing amount of folks, I have discovered in my time on this Earth, that don't know that. They come from all walks of life. These folks don't read ingredients, or directions, and probably don't cook for themselves either.
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