LMAO - I thought that things like this only happened to my mother. She loves to watch flocks of Canadian geese fly overhead. The only trouble is, she continues to have her head tilted up after they've passed. I don't know how long it takes bird droppings to fall from whatever altitude they've been flying at it, but logic tells you it won't immediately hit the ground. My mother continues to gape after them, and more than once, the nice little birdies have dropped farewell salutes that have landed on her.