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Quoted: That's why I always carry a can on spinach around. In case I need to fend off the Chuck.
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Does that work?
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only if "spinach" is a codename for Vin Diesel.
when attacked by Chuck, open your can of Vin Diesel.
a can of Vin Diesel does not have the ability to defend against Chuck, but Chuck will laugh at your puny attempt.
if the sound of his laugh doesn't cause your head to spontaneously explode, it will have given you enough time to escape.
of course, it is possible that Chuck only wants your virginity.