I'd post a reply here, but to do so might leave me open for prosecution in the future should my electronic trail lead the prosecutor to this website, so I respectfully decline to add to this post., regardless of how much I want to sit in a tree and shoot out the tires of every asshole that goes THUMP, THUMP, BRRRaaaaapppp <shift> BRRRRRRaaaaapp, and squeal at 2 am.
(except to say: "yes, I know that you are not supposed to get caught")