Canada: Suck my ass!
You have no army of any size, and the last time I was there, I asked a local about it.
He said this: "We're defended to the last American."
OK, let's say we DID change our gun laws to appease the assholes, but with a craveat: No defense of any ind for Canada whatsoever.
Then you'll find out that Canadian men are given dicks so they can piss and moan at the same time.
Stop whining.