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Posted: 9/16/2004 7:07:37 AM EDT
Short people got no reason Short people got no reason Short people got no reason To live They got little hands And little eyes And they walk around Tellin' great big lies They got little noses And tiny little teeth They wear platform shoes On their nasty little feet Well, I don't want no short people Don't want no short people Don't want no short people Round here Short people are just the same As you and I (A fool such as I) All men are brothers Until the day they die (It's a wonderful world) Short people got nobody Short people got nobody Short people got nobody To love They got little baby legs And they stand so low You got to pick 'em up Just to say hello They got little cars That got beep, beep, beep They got little voices Goin' peep, peep, peep They got grubby little fingers And dirty little minds They're gonna get you every time Well, I don't want no short people Don't want no short people Don't want no short people 'Round here Sgtar15 |
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I used to play that song for one chick at work who was around 5'1 or so and she thought it was funnier then I did.
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I used to sing that song to my kids before they fell to sleep. The oldest is getting out of prison next
week. The youngest ran away at 12 so I really don't know what became of her. GM |
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I replied, but if you call 6'4" 240Lbs a midget, you are a giant. |
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Sarge, don’t aggravate the tiny. I've done it enough to know that most are perfectly lined up to get a good shot at your package.
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And they have sharp teeth. |
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...and us short people are smart enought to recognize a Lyle Lovett song.
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No, the shoprt people ARE the dolls. |
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I believe the politically correct term is "vertically challenged"
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They're "physically challenged people" , get it straight! Be PC! Is this thread going to lock? BTW, Stg....Whatch your knee! |
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short people [normal people] tend to live longer than tall people, ever see any former proffessional basketball players that live to be over 75?
tall people have more health problems, bad back, bad knees, joint problems, foot problems, heart problems, etc whats the advantage to being extra tall? unless your a pro basketball player, cant find clothes that fit because your an oddball size, size 13 to 16 shoes? anybody 5 ft to 5 ft 9 is normal sized IMHO |
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I thought they prefered to be called DWARF
GD midgets!!!!!!!! |
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He! He! He! Another midget sign on! We are numerous and we are dangerous! Watch out world ! Wise men once said "Never mess with the short ones....Size does not matter!" Bwaaahaaahaaa! |
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I'm no GD midget |
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most Special Forces guys like SEALs are short statured guys because they can go places where some ordinary big dumb jack ass dont fit
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Sarge, if we ever meet, you better watch out, cause I'll use your nut sack as a speed bag for my boxing training. |
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Relax, I got it fixed...check it again. |
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I've always been under the impression that that song is about the KKK. Anyone else ever heard that 'urban legend'?
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another dis-advantage to being big & tall is if you were ever in a combat zone the enemy would spot you a mile away, you would be one big target for an enemy sniper
and you would be more likely to set off trip wires & booby traps because of your enormous size. |
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Brigett the Midget, I haven't seen her in years. |
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I have it on good advice that women don't want no short-short man.
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no offense taken GD midgets |
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Andy?.........Is that you?...............I'm gonna bitch slap you at work tomorrow!!
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you might be right? I usually see tall guys with short wives or girlfriends, I hardly ever see a short guy with a tall girl? or a short guy with a short girl? the guy is usually taller than the woman. |
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Nope not me, but funny how we were talking about that this morning at work Bob. |
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What is Bridget doing on the floor? I mean I know cooler air is on the ground but it looks like she's getting ready to puke! The bent little arm just creeps me out! EEEEwwwwww!
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You only see the type of enviroment that you are acustomed too. When you buy a ford car, all you see are those cars from then on. You never notice them before that. I am not tall. My wife of 21 years is taller than me. Most of my girlfriends were taller than me. The tallest was 6 inches taller than me. I might have married her, except her mom didn't like it that I was shorter and eventually broke us up. That lady was a bitch. But you got to just love to slow dance with tall women! |
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Wrong..Remember Susan Anton and Dudley Moore? They were a married couple. As long as the short guy is good looking and is rich....He can stand tall with any woman. |
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Easy...All you have to do is to post shit like this and see who's gonna reply. |
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