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Posted: 12/23/2003 7:35:24 PM EDT
Take the name of the street you grew up on as a kid or the name of the street you most associate your memories with. This is your first name.
Take your mother's maiden name. This is your last name. Let's see who has the best porn name out there. Mine is Bowen Harlow. Not that great. A buddy's is Thorn Von Gal. Tough to beat that one. Feel free to throw in your own like "Buck Naked" etc. but let us know which is your porn name from the rules and which are just funny as hell. Let the fun begin. |
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Oak Ridge Goodmann.
Lately, limp dik. I've screwed so much with a limp dong... I can shoot pool with a rope now. Danny |
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I don't think I want to give out my mother's maiden name on the internet. If I can use her first name it would be St James Rosie.
CW |
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Quoted: Moms maiden name? Not here pal[;)] Call me paranoid. View Quote Lucky to get a first name out of me |
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no no no.... it's your first pet's name, and the first street you lived on.
Buddy Birchwood sounds alot better than Birchwood Kohn. maybe if i put an S at the end.... Birchwood Kohns. that sounds more.... feminine though... I'll stick with Buddy Birchwood. |
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Real: Andrew Painter
For fun: Schlongus Maximus, Roman Glad-He-Ate-Her. CJ |
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Stiffley McStifferson
I grew up on third street, so that really dont work for me ;) |
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[>:/][tinfoil hat mode] Why the mothers maiden name? sounds like bullshit to me. I think someone has a crafty way of getting names for credit card security checks. [tinfoil hat mode off][:\]
COZ |
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Indian School Road (street I lived off of for many years) as a first name would suck. Who the hell came up with this idea?
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I always thought Dick Butkus had a good name for porn and it's his REAL name!!!!
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Quoted: I always thought Dick Butkus had a good name for porn and it's his REAL name!!!! View Quote And the worst name: "Dick Trickle" Nascar Racer. |
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And the worst name: "Dick Trickle" Nascar Racer. View Quote Yeah, but he'd make a good spokesman for incontinence. |
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Quoted: And the worst name: "Dick Trickle" Nascar Racer. View Quote Yeah, but he'd make a good spokesman for incontinence. View Quote I always thought if "Depends" sponsors his car then I will die laughing. |
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Quoted: [b]State Route 34 Smith[/b] Grrrrrr... sexy. View Quote It is if you spell it "Root Smith" |
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Quoted: no no no.... it's your first pet's name, and the first street you lived on. View Quote That's what I always heard too. Duke Oakwood. [;D] |
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Chestnut MacNabb? I don't bloody think so!
(Sounds more like Lorena Bobbit's screen name! [puke]) |
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Quoted: no no no.... it's your first pet's name, and the first street you lived on. Buddy Birchwood sounds alot better than Birchwood Kohn. maybe if i put an S at the end.... Birchwood Kohns. that sounds more.... feminine though... I'll stick with Buddy Birchwood. View Quote If we use NAM's method it's Blackie Park Avenue... I guess I service the High Priced Poon!!! [sex] [:D] |
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Yeah... I always heard your first pet, and first street. I am... Jacques Wallingford |
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Quoted: Moms maiden name? Not here pal[;)] View Quote Same here. Mother's maiden name, your pet's name or your childhood street are all common security passwords. Quoted: Call me paranoid. View Quote |
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My porn name? It's easy to remember:
[size=5][b]EricTheHun[red]g[/red][/b][/size=5] I was big in the 70's. Eric The(SmallerNowadays)Hun[>]:)] |
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I think it's important to include RKBA in all things I do! so what's my name?
[size=5] Ima Mannlicher! [/size=5] Ijust did a great scene with joey stiffaready.[sex] |
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[sean connery] My name is Long, [b]Miles Long[/b] [/sean connery]
edited to add: Spanky Johnson[:)] |
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Uh..I don't think it matters what my last name is, because with the first name "Brussels" I don't think I will get much business. LOL
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Dixie Normus is a damn good one.
I now have all your credit card numbers and security codes!!! HAHAHAHA, my plan to ruin you all is working!!!!! I don't use my mother's maiden name for my security clearance so the thought didn't even cross my mind. Sorry for making some of you tighten your tin foil and erect another firewall. Keep 'em coming, dog's name, maiden name or mom's middle or first name will work. |
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