Subject: pop quiz
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>To ensure we Americans never offend anyone -
>particularly fanatics intent on killing us (and
>liberals) - airport screeners will not be allowed to
>profile people. They will continue random searches of
>80-year-old women, little kids, airline pilots with
>proper identification, Secret Service agents who are
>members of the President's security detail and 85-year
>old Congressmen with metal hips.
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>Let's pause a moment and take the following test,
>looking for patterns that they should be paying
>attention to:.
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>In 1972, at the Summer Olympics in Munich, Israeli
>athletes were taken hostage and killed by:
>(a) Scottish Highlanders
>(b) Sonny and Cher
>(c) The Viet Cong
>(d) Muslim males mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
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>In 1979, the U.S. embassy in Iran was taken over by:
>(a) Norwegians from Ballard;
>(b) Elvis;
>(c) A tour bus full of 80-year-old women; or
>(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of
>17 and 40.
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>In 1983, the U.S. Marine barracks in Beirut was blown
>up by:
>(a) A pizza delivery boy;
>(b) Crazed feminists complaining that being able to
>throw a grenade beyond its own burst radius was an
>unfair and sexist requirement in basic training;
>(c) Geraldo Rivera making up for a slow news day; or
>(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of
>17 and 40.
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>In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:
>(a) Luca Brazzi, for not being given a part in
>"Godfather 2;"
>(b) The Tooth Fairy;
>(c) Butch and Sundance who had a few sticks of
>dynamite left over from the train mission, or,
>(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of
>17 and 40.
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>In 1998, the U.S. embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were
>bombed by:
>(a) Mr. Rogers;
>(b) Hillary, to distract attention from Wild Bill's
>women problems;
>(c) The World Wrestling Federation to promote its next
>villain: "Mustapha the Merciless;" or
>(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of
>17 and 40.
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>On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked and destroyed
>thousands of innocent lives by: >
>(a) Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck, and Elmer
>Fudd.
>(b) The Supreme Court of Florida trying to outdo their
>attempted hijacking of the 2000 Presidential election;
> (c) Mr. Bean,
>(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of
>17 and 40.
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>Hmmmm..........nope, no patterns anywhere