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Posted: 10/17/2004 8:43:04 AM EDT

John has a long mustache.

Mac has 1000 posts.

Posted: 10/17/2004 8:44:13 AM EDT

[#1]

Who's this "mac" guy, cause you have 1000 posts.

Posted: 10/17/2004 8:44:45 AM EDT

[#2]

My goat is in your yard.

Posted: 10/17/2004 8:45:19 AM EDT

[#3]

And I have 222.8 posts.

Posted: 10/17/2004 8:46:02 AM EDT

[#4]

i like pie

Posted: 10/17/2004 8:48:07 AM EDT

[#5]

My hovercraft is full of eels.

Posted: 10/17/2004 8:49:04 AM EDT

[#6]

The cow jumps over the moon at midnight.

Posted: 10/17/2004 8:49:46 AM EDT

[#7]

Contrary to popular belief, catholics do NOT have enormous penises... in fact, once you become catholic, they shrink by at least 72%.

Posted: 10/17/2004 8:50:02 AM EDT

[#8]

The wooden shoes are singing showtunes.

Posted: 10/17/2004 8:53:07 AM EDT

[#9]

If that's the case.. then I feel sorry for Sgtar.

Posted: 10/17/2004 8:55:20 AM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:
John has a long mustache.

Mac has 100 posts.

Quoted:
Who's this "mac" guy, cause you have 1000 posts.

Whooops!!!

Posted: 10/17/2004 8:55:49 AM EDT

[#11]

TANGO... FOXTROT... MACARENA...

OVER....

Posted: 10/17/2004 8:56:39 AM EDT

[#12]

The cow is snoring.

The bunny has danced a jig.

Posted: 10/17/2004 8:58:01 AM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:
Quoted:
John has a long mustache.

Mac has 100 posts.

Quoted:
Who's this "mac" guy, cause you have 1000 posts.

Whooops!!!

My dumbass fixed it.

Posted: 10/17/2004 8:58:55 AM EDT

[#14]

John slept with the beast Teresa

Posted: 10/17/2004 8:59:14 AM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
John has a long mustache.

Mac has 100 posts.

Quoted:
Who's this "mac" guy, cause you have 1000 posts.

Whooops!!!

My dumbass fixed it.

I knew you would... thats why I quoted it for posterity. (As DrFrige now hides in fear for retalliation)

Posted: 10/17/2004 9:00:36 AM EDT

[#16]

wooo! wooo!

Posted: 10/17/2004 9:16:31 AM EDT

[#17]

the fat lady is singing, i repeat, the fat lady is singing

Posted: 10/17/2004 9:23:53 AM EDT

[#18]

The Eagle flies with the Dove

Posted: 10/17/2004 9:26:00 AM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:
the fat lady is singing, i repeat, the fat lady is singing

Crap - does that mean it's all over??

Posted: 10/17/2004 9:37:51 AM EDT

[#20]

The purple rooster will bark at the rising sun in the evening during the celibration of a cats birth to a moose.

Posted: 10/17/2004 10:37:38 AM EDT

[#21]

"Wound my heart with a monotonous languor."

Posted: 10/17/2004 10:43:14 AM EDT

[#22]

48563 95855 46775 49688 90845

Posted: 10/17/2004 10:44:51 AM EDT

[#23]

Irene, I repeat Irene.

Posted: 10/17/2004 10:46:50 AM EDT

[#24]

Dosent anyone realize thats a quote from red dawn?

Posted: 10/17/2004 10:48:32 AM EDT

[#25]

we do, but its been done so many times.

Posted: 10/17/2004 10:48:46 AM EDT

[#26]

The chicken is in the pot...I repeat, the chicken is in the pot.

Posted: 10/17/2004 10:50:54 AM EDT

[#27]

the cat is in the garage

Posted: 10/17/2004 10:52:28 AM EDT

[#28]

i am the walrus. coo coo ca choo.

Posted: 10/17/2004 10:56:19 AM EDT

[#29]

Lines form on my face and my hands....

Posted: 10/17/2004 11:01:15 AM EDT

[#30]

Did you get a bowl of soup with that hat

Posted: 10/17/2004 11:01:23 AM EDT

[#31]

Quoted:
Contrary to popular belief, catholics do NOT have enormous penises... in fact, once you become catholic, they shrink by at least 72%.

And that's probably a good thing , since some of the Catholic clergy can't seem to keep their perverted hands off of kids. I'd sooner take a week off and machine-gun them into a trench that I made them dig. But that's just me.

John Eyster-former Catholic

Posted: 10/17/2004 11:10:48 AM EDT

[#32]

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Contrary to popular belief, catholics do NOT have enormous penises... in fact, once you become catholic, they shrink by at least 72%.

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Posted :: 10/17/2004 12:49:46 PM

Damn it......................I knew I remember it being bigger when I was little

Posted: 10/17/2004 12:03:31 PM EDT

[#33]

could'nt be, nope,no way are you sure?!....aww Fuck it we just ran it over!

Posted: 10/17/2004 12:11:21 PM EDT

[#34]

Quoted:
"Wounds my heart with a monotonous languor."

Beat me to it.

And not from "Red Dawn". From "The Longest Day".

Posted: 10/17/2004 12:40:51 PM EDT

[#35]

I am Percivel the flying notebook, I live in a tent called Helen, I am married to a watercrest sandwihch, and my daughgter is a 22 year old train engineer named Flo...