Well, no mention of blading at 45 or "DISENGAGE, DISENGAGE!" but watch your six when you go shopping at Wal-Mart!



Wal-Mart worker bitten by accused shoplifter
AP

Sun Aug 2, 1:29 pm ET

KINGSPORT, Tenn. – Police said a Wal-Mart employee was bitten while confronting a customer about shoplifting. Officers said a 44-year-old woman bit the employee on the arm while trying to leave the store's garden center Tuesday afternoon without paying for items in her purse.

The woman was arrested on charges of theft and assault.

According to the Kingsport Times-News, items recovered from her purse were valued at about $32.

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Information from: Kingsport Times-News, http://www.timesnews.net

Was there a massive adrenaline dump?

Had to be.

Felony assault for $32 worth of shit.

I wonder if Barry is the reason she's so desperate

In my upcoming book - My 6 years of hell in Wal Mart Management I'll cover the umpteen shoplifting deals I was involved in.

We had a woman - about 6'3" 300lbs that it took me, 2 cops and another employee just to hold her against a fence. She bit a cop. Not good

Gotta be Bush's fault.  Maybe even Global Warming-related.


I'm in for a copy –– I'm a big fan of the "No shit, there I was" genre –– as long as I can have my copy autographed.

Just put your arms out in front of you and say "DO NOT TOUCH ME!  DO NOT BITE MY FOREARM!"

Ban the use of teeth... do it for the children.

When teeth are outlawed.....only outlaws will have teeth.

probably blame global warming...blaming the president past or present is as worthless as dressing a pig in silk underwear- you may like the looks of it yourself, but it still is a pig to everyone else. I got bit a few times, one seriously, moving patients into aid units (I was a first responder Fire Fighter). I got bit on my forearm and it took several blows to the back of the head to finally dissengage the PT's mouth from my arm ( I am 6 feet 240 pounds and work out). I still have the scar from the teeth marks years later. With hepatitus and other communicable diseases out there (and in the area I worked) you have to be carefull about bites from people and animals.

I blame all this biting on George Bush,  and Dick Cheney.