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Quote HistoryQuoted: You, Sir, no NOTHING about birbs!
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Let's leave this to the experts ok?
I have a degree in Birbology, I'm an Ex-Navy Seal, and my mother drives a truck.
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Keep your distance.
He may be rabid.
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No, it's not rabies. Rabies would make him shy away from water, and while that could cause short-term constipation, ultimately he'd get thinner, and he'd molt his feathers without replacing them. Assuming he lived long enough, he'd look like a pot-bellied plucked chicken.
In the long run, the oil treatment will get him cleaned out and will establish OP at the top.ofvthe pecking order.
You, Sir, no NOTHING about birbs!
![](/images/smilies/icon_smile_angry.gif)
Let's leave this to the experts ok?
I have a degree in Birbology, I'm an Ex-Navy Seal, and my mother drives a truck.
First of all,
I TAUGHT YOUR CLASS in birbology.
No such thing as an ex-SEAL.
BUDS class?
Swim buddy?
Let's leave Mom out of this.
Poor little guy was too far gone. The toothpaste treatment might have worked, but I didn't want to suggest it; his condition was too fragile. The Alka-Seltzer was as desperate as I dared suggest.