Quoted: In case you don't already know it, Gina Torres has been on The Shield for the past two weeks, looking fine.
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I walked into the room where my wife was watching The OC. She's embarassed about watching it already (soap opera, cheese factor, etc), so I being the loving husband I give her plenty of grief over it. Of course, I walk in on said cheesy show and see Morena Baccarin on the screen, so I make the mistake of sitting down with the wife to watch. (Mistake #1) She gives me an evil look and says something like "oh, you like her", and I being an idiot, answer (without taking my eyes off the TV) "that's Morena Baccarin." (Mistake #2) Glare gets worse. Idiot husband notices glare. I retreated from the room with the battle cry "but She was on Firefly!"
On Sunday at church she tells my friends I am now into the OC, thinking she's getting revenge. As soon as she's out of earshot, I tell my buddies that it wasn't my fault and Morena Baccarin was on. They understood and pardoned me.