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3/1/2012 1:10:47 PM EDT
I apologize if this has been done on this forum before.

I thought it would be cool to know some things about you guys, ie: age, profession, county etc.

I'm Mike. I'm 24 and live in Saratoga county (Clifton Park/Ballston Lake). I grew up outside of Boston and moved here when I was 8. I finished High School at Shenendehowa CSD in 2005, went to SUNY Oneonta and got my BS in Physics and Math in 2009. I currently work as a Quality Control Lab Tech for Momentive (formerly GE Silicones) in Waterford. I do tests on products such as silicone rubbers that are used in everything from gaskets in car engines, the number keys on your TV remote, to insulation used by NASA on satellites. I also test silicone caulking materials that you'd find at Home Depot or Lowe's to use in your kitchen or bathroom. I work on a rotating shift of days, afternoons and midnights.

I'm pretty new to the site, but since I've joined I've spent many hours on the forums. Thank you to all of you who have been kind and helpful. It seems we have a good community here on the NY Hometown and I'm glad to be a part of it. Maybe some day I'll meet some of you at a range.
3/1/2012 1:51:12 PM EDT
[#1]
Tag for later.  Yes all of you will be surprised.
3/1/2012 2:53:29 PM EDT
[#2]
Getting to know us?  Well.... the details of my life are quite inconsequential...

very well, where do I begin?  My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.  My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.
My childhood was typical: Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
3/1/2012 2:58:09 PM EDT
[#3]



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Getting to know us?  Well.... the details of my life are quite inconsequential...



very well, where do I begin?  My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.  My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.

My childhood was typical: Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.


Well that just brightened my day.



 
3/1/2012 3:46:55 PM EDT
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Getting to know us?  Well.... the details of my life are quite inconsequential...

very well, where do I begin?  My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.  My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.
My childhood was typical: Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.




3/1/2012 6:07:59 PM EDT
[#5]
You left out your SSN and bank account #
3/1/2012 6:23:00 PM EDT
[#6]
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You left out your SSN and bank account #


Oops my bad: SSN is 045-22-9577

I take it people are hesitant to share. That's disappointing
3/1/2012 7:26:03 PM EDT
[#7]
Quoted:
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You left out your SSN and bank account #


Oops my bad: SSN is 045-22-9577

I take it people are hesitant to share. That's disappointing


Remember this is the Internet, There are a lot of great people on this site and very helpful. Stay cool, meet them in person at a shoot or get together and try and keep OPSEC a priority. Just saying full disclosure may not be a good thing. YMMV
3/1/2012 7:53:38 PM EDT
[#8]
My name is Igor.
I live in a dungeon and only come out at night.

What hump?
3/1/2012 8:34:18 PM EDT
[#9]
You're doing it wrong...
3/1/2012 9:08:55 PM EDT
[#10]
Jason
25
Schenectady

3/1/2012 10:02:26 PM EDT
[#11]
I know oh6shinka in the RL so I had to poke fun. While poking fun, I realize that my facebook is open to the world.
3/2/2012 4:59:57 AM EDT
[#12]
Now that you've made a lifetime commitment, welcome to HELL
3/2/2012 5:34:10 AM EDT
[#13]
Good time to give my intro:
Charlie. 25. Suffolk County, LI

I ride unicorns on weekends and use road tar for bubble gum.
3/2/2012 5:40:43 AM EDT
[#14]
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Good time to give my intro:
Charlie. 25. Suffolk County, LI

I ride unicorns on weekends and use road tar for bubble gum.


... and you're all out of unicorns?
3/2/2012 5:57:40 AM EDT
[#15]
Quoted:
I apologize if this has been done on this forum before.

I thought it would be cool to know some things about you guys, ie: age, profession, county etc.

I'm Mike. I'm 24 and live in Saratoga county (Clifton Park/Ballston Lake). I grew up outside of Boston and moved here when I was 8. I finished High School at Shenendehowa CSD in 2005, went to SUNY Oneonta and got my BS in Physics and Math in 2009. I currently work as a Quality Control Lab Tech for Momentive (formerly GE Silicones) in Waterford. I do tests on products such as silicone rubbers that are used in everything from gaskets in car engines, the number keys on your TV remote, to insulation used by NASA on satellites. I also test silicone caulking materials that you'd find at Home Depot or Lowe's to use in your kitchen or bathroom. I work on a rotating shift of days, afternoons and midnights.

I'm pretty new to the site, but since I've joined I've spent many hours on the forums. Thank you to all of you who have been kind and helpful. It seems we have a good community here on the NY Hometown and I'm glad to be a part of it. Maybe some day I'll meet some of you at a range.


Hey now!  Graduated from Saratoga HS, served my time at SUNY Cobleskill, and live in Colonie.  Who's up for a local shoot  Which range do you shoot at?
3/2/2012 8:32:31 AM EDT
[#16]
Jonathan, 27 and I live in a van DOWN BY THE RIVER.
3/2/2012 9:16:42 AM EDT
[#17]
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Good time to give my intro:
Charlie. 25. Suffolk County, LI

I ride unicorns on weekends and use road tar for bubble gum.


... and you're all out of unicorns?


Yes rice band them. Its the for the safety of the subjects. Bloomberg couldn't figure out a way to micro-stamp the unicorn horn itself to protect the subjects so they were banned in every state.. You have to love the peoples republic of NY. Welcome to Bloomberg-Stan you will enjoy the stay.

3/2/2012 4:16:51 PM EDT
[#18]
Jeremy, 30, hudson valley.






i shoot in westchester at the sportsmans center because you have to be a sister fucker to join most of the local clubs.

 
3/2/2012 5:21:45 PM EDT
[#19]
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Jeremy, 30, hudson valley.

i shoot in westchester at the sportsmans center because you have to be a sisteran uncle fucker to join most of the local clubs.
 




FIFY
3/2/2012 8:57:42 PM EDT
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Hey now!  Graduated from Saratoga HS, served my time at SUNY Cobleskill, and live in Colonie.

Funny I'm a Genseo grad, I've got a buddies who are Albany and Binghamton grads and we all refer to it as "serving time" too.
 
3/3/2012 3:30:39 AM EDT
[#21]
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I currently work as a Quality Control Lab Tech for Momentive (formerly GE Silicones) in Waterford. I do tests on products such as silicone rubbers


Do yourself a favor and do not stay there long term.
3/3/2012 4:19:17 AM EDT
[#22]
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Hey now!  Graduated from Saratoga HS, served my time at SUNY Cobleskill, and live in Colonie.
Funny I'm a Genseo grad, I've got a buddies who are Albany and Binghamton grads and we all refer to it as "serving time" too.


 


Haha geneseo grad, you drove by my house.  
3/3/2012 8:22:07 AM EDT
[#23]
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You left out your SSN and bank account #


Oops my bad: SSN is 045-22-9577

I take it people are hesitant to share. That's disappointing



Excuse me for a few minutes while I open up a few new credit card accounts.
3/3/2012 1:48:21 PM EDT
[#24]



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Haha geneseo grad, you drove by my house.  

I haven't been back in five years is everything the same?





 
3/4/2012 7:12:30 AM EDT
[#25]



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Jeremy, 30, hudson valley.



i shoot in westchester at the sportsmans center because you have to be a sisteran uncle fucker to join most of the local clubs.
 

FIFY
FIFY









 
3/4/2012 7:16:29 AM EDT
[#26]
Quoted:

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Haha geneseo grad, you drove by my house.  
I haven't been back in five years is everything the same?

 


Pretty much, just no smoking anywhere.  That and a new 200+ bed prison added onto the Sheriffs department to house the citizens of Mount Morris
3/4/2012 8:48:04 PM EDT
[#27]
Warren county

late 20s

I enjoy radio conversations and long walks in the woods



<nut job survivalist wannabe...

Anyways, we need an upstate ny camp out/ bug out.

Maybe this spring I can get off my ass and host one?
3/5/2012 8:29:52 AM EDT
[#28]
The name's Francis Soyer, but everybody calls me Psycho.  
Any of you guys call me Francis, and I'll kill you. And I don't like nobody touching my stuff            
So just keep your meat hooks off.  If I catch any of you guys in my stuff, I'll kill you.
Also, I don't like nobody touching me.  Now, any of you homos touch me, and I'll kill you.

So... Welcome!!
3/5/2012 3:01:10 PM EDT
[#29]
Quoted:
The name's Francis Soyer, but everybody calls me Psycho.  
Any of you guys call me Francis, and I'll kill you. And I don't like nobody touching my stuff            
So just keep your meat hooks off.  If I catch any of you guys in my stuff, I'll kill you.
Also, I don't like nobody touching me.  Now, any of you homos touch me, and I'll kill you.

So... Welcome!!


Lighten up Francis
3/6/2012 2:17:25 AM EDT
[#30]
I bet you would let Dr Rockso touch your things