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4/19/2014 2:34:51 PM EDT
Just finished mowing 3/4 an acre with a non-riding mower in 80 deg temp.
Got in the house, reached into my freezer where I keep a glass mug with a little ice in the bottom.
Opened the fridge door, and realized I drank the last beer 2 days ago, CRAP.
4/19/2014 3:23:21 PM EDT
[#1]
This is why we drink before we get the mower out.
Are you 13?
4/19/2014 3:54:18 PM EDT
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LOL def not a 13.
I found out a long time ago that if I open one before I mow, it ain't gonna get done that day.
LOL
4/19/2014 5:16:56 PM EDT
[#3]
Get a rider with a beer holder problem solved
4/19/2014 5:41:16 PM EDT
[#4]
that's why god invented cars with air conditioning in them.
4/19/2014 5:42:31 PM EDT
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Yep.
To go buy more beer.
4/19/2014 6:08:55 PM EDT
[#6]
You failed to follow the six P's.  Proper Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance.


4/19/2014 7:04:12 PM EDT
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what did you do the last 2 days since you ran out of beer?   "I ran out of beer 2 days ago" isn't something I've really heard of.
4/19/2014 7:22:15 PM EDT
[#8]
Jack and Coke will go just fine in that frosty mug.
4/19/2014 7:40:34 PM EDT
[#9]
Gettin' old sucks.

Is it the knees or the memory that's the first to go?

I can't remember..
4/19/2014 7:55:40 PM EDT
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No,, it's the alcohol consumption.  
4/20/2014 5:48:41 AM EDT
[#11]
"Sucks being you." AJ Soprano.
4/20/2014 8:06:44 AM EDT
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If your lawn mower doesn't have a place to attach a cold beer holder you must get one of those safety drinking helmets with a cold beer holder on each side with flexible clear tubing through which to suck the cold beer while driving or pushing said lawn mower.
4/20/2014 10:47:59 AM EDT
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If your lawn mower doesn't have a place to attach a cold beer holder you must get one of those safety drinking helmets with a cold beer holder on each side with flexible clear tubing through which to suck the cold beer while driving or pushing said lawn mower.
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If your lawn mower doesn't have a place to attach a cold beer holder you must get one of those safety drinking helmets with a cold beer holder on each side with flexible clear tubing through which to suck the cold beer while driving or pushing said lawn mower.

Hell, if I did that, all my neighbors would be following me around, I'd be afraid of being MUGGED
4/20/2014 5:53:25 PM EDT
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Rubbing alcohol and lemonade mix. Go.

Just kidding. Some kids did that when i was in grade school. One of them went blind.
4/21/2014 12:27:51 PM EDT
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little bastard probably put too much damn lemonade mix in it