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4/15/2013 5:01:06 PM EDT


Ok fess up folks.



Who was it that I saw wearing a security guard outfit, w/dayglo yellow hi-viz saftey vest, driving a black mo-ped, which had a white bolt-face logo sticker on the front fender????



Suspect was eastbound on Grand Ave Pkwy in Pflugerville this morning around 7:20 AM.


4/15/2013 6:34:56 PM EDT
[#1]
My guess it was a virgin.
4/15/2013 11:18:08 PM EDT
[#2]
What do fat women and Mopeds have in common?
4/16/2013 4:20:21 AM EDT
[#3]
Quoted:
Ok fess up folks.

Who was it that I saw wearing a security guard outfit, w/dayglo yellow hi-viz saftey vest, driving a black mo-ped, which had a white bolt-face logo sticker on the front fender????

Suspect was eastbound on Grand Ave Pkwy in Pflugerville this morning around 7:20 AM.












a 'smart' virgin, because wearing all that hi-viz stuff is required when your vehicle has no 'balls' and no protective cage.. I rode a Ninja 250 when I learned to ride.. it did 0-60mph in less than 6 seconds which beats most typical 'family' vehicles but man it's much nicer having a real bike with major balls to get me out of dangerous situations in a hurry!

I wouldn't be caught dead on a moped, or perhaps in a sense I would... because riding a moped is DANGEROUS mostly due to the idiots around you!
4/16/2013 5:10:05 AM EDT
[#4]
Quoted:
What do fat women and Mopeds have in common?


They are both fun to ride until your friends see you on one.....
4/16/2013 7:51:01 AM EDT
[#5]
Quoted:
My guess it was a virgin.


4/16/2013 2:08:32 PM EDT
[#6]
Quoted:
Quoted:
My guess it was a virgin.




Was it GMG?