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1/1/2003 7:18:22 PM EDT
"Come on Wayne, there’s only a couple of us. What can go wrong?"

"Fire in the hole!"

"Make them Ricochet."

"Where’s Mojo?"

"I’m out of ammo."

"Hey Wayne, I'll have some more Windex."
1/1/2003 8:29:44 PM EDT
[#1]

Quoted:
"Come on Wayne, there’s only a couple of us. What can go wrong?"



By far the best.

How about...

"Hey Wayne, didn't you use to have a tree there?"


1/1/2003 8:59:15 PM EDT
[#2]
"We dont need any damn glowsticks.  We can see the propane canisters just fine from the highway flares next to them."

"Who was snoring?"

"Was that scooter, or Eric?"

"Where is the safety on this thing?"

"Damn!  Was that ether?"

"That is one big weiner."

"Shoot it again.  I dont think it blew up yet."

1/1/2003 11:33:19 PM EDT
[#3]

Quoted:
"Where’s Mojo?"



He didn't pass out early again?
1/1/2003 11:44:07 PM EDT
[#4]
"Chuck, you don't need hearing protection when you shoot that."

"I can bump the whole mag but it keeps knocking me backward."

"Are you really?  What's in that?"

"Its my turn to bat."

"Where's Hound and Syren?"
1/2/2003 5:04:27 AM EDT
[#5]

Quoted:
"Come on Wayne, there’s only a couple of us. What can go wrong?"



ROFLMAO
1/2/2003 6:59:52 AM EDT
[#6]
Where's hound and Psyren? Did you see that size of our tent........queen size air mattress, lcd-screen tv, jacuzzi, and surround sound.
1/2/2003 7:31:13 AM EDT
[#7]


 The Hun: "Oh, I'm glad it's a quickie."
1/2/2003 10:00:33 AM EDT
[#8]
"_ _ _ _ er town....you won't find that on mapquest"
1/2/2003 11:11:05 AM EDT
[#9]
"I totally disagree with you stance on land mines, their country started a war, who cares if they lose a leg"
Nice taken out of context but probably wasn't taken well when it was said.
And the ever popular
"hold my beer and watch this"
1/2/2003 1:00:22 PM EDT
[#10]
"You want your chair back?"
"F*ckin' A!"

and

"Someone call AAA, I can't get out of my chair."
1/2/2003 6:48:29 PM EDT
[#11]
"I'll show her the map of Hawaii"
1/2/2003 7:07:03 PM EDT
[#12]
This is a classic!

Quoted:
"Come on Wayne, there’s only a couple of us. What can go wrong?"



"Can I borrow your Lula?"

Ben, The_Emu

1/3/2003 2:21:35 AM EDT
[#13]

Quoted:
"I'll show her the map of Hawaii"



LMAO!!!
1/3/2003 3:10:49 AM EDT
[#14]
"Hold my beer and watch this!"



"Hey, watch me bump fire this Barrett M82A1!"


(No, I don't know if any such quotes have ever actually been used in Hunville.)

CJ

1/3/2003 8:05:50 AM EDT
[#15]

Quoted:
"I'll show her the map of Hawaii"



"Must be rolling one out"  hahaha
1/3/2003 11:35:57 AM EDT
[#16]

Quoted:
"I'll show her the map of Hawaii"



I think this one should be voted best line of the Dec. Hun shoot!
1/3/2003 1:10:04 PM EDT
[#17]
oh I forgot... "Sparsky bump fire the Garand"
1/3/2003 8:59:39 PM EDT
[#18]
i think "F*ck" should be admitted. cuz i herd that alot...and not just from the little tint down the way either
1/5/2003 7:39:13 AM EDT
[#19]
"That's my chair."