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AR15.COM
8/12/2008 8:25:42 PM EDT
Barak Obama was out jogging one morning along the
parkway when he tripped,
fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek
below.

Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, 3
kids who were fishing
pulled him out of the water.
He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they
wanted.

The first kid said, 'I want to go to Disneyland'.
Barak said, 'No problem,
I'll take you there on my special Senator's
airplane.'

The second kid said, 'I want a new pair of Nike Air
Jordan 's shoes.' Barak
said, 'I'll get them for you and even
have Michael Jordan sign them!'
The third kid said, ' I want a motorized wheelchair
with a built in TV and
stereo headset!' Barak was a little perplexed by
this and said, 'But you
don't look like you're handicapped?'

The kid said, 'I'm NOT, but I will be after my dad
finds out I saved your
ass from drowning!'!