Posted: 5/28/2013 4:26:31 AM EDT
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Blonde Phone Call to Mom:
"Hi Mom, it's me." "Hi Sally, are you okay? I thought you were with your father at the Ace Hardware store, looking for a drill." "Yeah, I was, but I got arrested and they've let me make one phone call, and that's why I'm calling you." "Oh my god, what happened?" "Oh, I punched this African-American woman in the face." "What on earth . . . Why did you do that?" "Well, it really wasn't my fault. Dad told me to find a Black and Decker. Mom, I knocked the shit out of her!" |
