First, she decides it's time for bed, so announces she is going to lock the doors and close the downstairs windows.

YOU CAN'T DO THAT!!! says I, what about the burglars, you will be depriving them of their European Human Rights if you lock all the doors and windows, set the alarm and stop them from being able to burgle us. THEN they will have to claim dole money because YOU have deprived them of their livelihood.

Anyway

She still insists on locking the house up, went into the lounge and "pop" went the light bulb...OH FOR FUCKS SAKE, NOW LOOK....If some poor unsuspecting yoof DOES have the misfortune to break into OUR house, NOW he will fall over something because YOU broke the light bulb so HE can't see where he is going...NOW he'll SUE US for any injuries he sustains.

WOMEN!!! Do they have NO common sense OR understand how the laws in Europe work!!!