Posted: 2/13/2011 10:43:45 AM EDT
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Paddy has broken his leg and his pal Mick comes over to see him.
Mick says, "How are you doing?" "Paddy says, "Okay, but do me a favour mate, run upstairs and get my slippers, my feet are freezing." Mick goes upstairs and sees Paddy's gorgeous 19-year-old twin daughters lying naked on the bed. He says, "Your dad's sent me up here to have sex with both of you." They say, "We don't believe you.... prove it." Mick shouts downstairs, "Paddy, both of em?" Paddy shouts back, "Of course both of em, what's the point of fecking one?" |
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A duck walks into a bar....
Got any bread.. Barman says no.. Got any bread . No.. Got any bread . No.. Got any bread. No.we haven't Got any bread, Ask me again and i'll nail your fuckin beak to the bar, you irritating bastard of a bird.... Got any nails?... No! Got any bread ?... |