[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Competition time. (Page 1 of 2)
Posted: 1/23/2011 1:24:06 AM EDT
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Right Ladies and Gentlemen, its time for another competition here on ARFCOM.
The prize will be one brand new still in the wrapper tacticool 12 gauge cartridge belt. In versatile and never out of fashion, black. 
You have all no doubt heard the old adage "Beware the man with only one rifle. He probably knows how to use it" Well, to enter, complete this with only one alternate sentence - "Beware the man with only one rifle. He probably....................................................................................................." Closing date for entries is Tuesday 1st Feb. |
| Beware the man with only one rifle, he probably bought it from the GTG and has been so disappointed with the whole sorry experience that he still hasn't got it working, received no aftersales service whatsoever and is ready to go tonto the next time someone tries to sing the praises of the GTG, that is if he can get the damn thing working |
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"Beware the man with only one rifle. He probably works for the government and due to insufficient funds and defence cuts he only knows how to do drill with it and clean the living shit out of it, even when he is called upon to go to war with it, he has to depend on a German company (H&K) to rework it before it works and then he has to go and borrow some ammunition from his allies so that he can use it for its intended purpose."
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Beware the man with only one rifle. He probably had the others nicked along with his car. And we have a winner. Talk about last min !!! Would the winner kindly pm me his address so that I may send his prize 
And there is a booby prize for the most sarcastic entry - Mr Bradders was in the lead but pipped at the post by Mr Daddy Pig. Booby prize winner kindly pm me your address too and I will send you a consolation prize. If you dont, I will track you down and send two of them 
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Beware the man with only one rifle. He probably had the others nicked along with his car. And we have a winner. Talk about last min !!! Would the winner kindly pm me his address so that I may send his prize
And there is a booby prize for the most sarcastic entry - Mr Bradders was in the lead but pipped at the post by Mr Daddy Pig. Booby prize winner kindly pm me your address too and I will send you a consolation prize. If you dont, I will track you down and send two of them
I am so proud, I wish to thank my agent, the Easter Bunny and everyone else who knows me and who made this possible! Now, as I don't shoot shotgun, this is surplus to my requirements. It is therefore offered to the highest bidder, who is to donate the value of his bid to one of (or share between) the following: Help for Heroes needs no introduction on here. RNLI essential maritime SAR One that may not be so familiar: PC David Rathband's Blue Lamp Foundation This was set up by the Newcastle policeman shot and blinded last year by Raol Moaut, and offers assistance to Emergency Service personnel who have been criminally injured on duty. I think that a reserve of £10 is a reasonable starter. Assuming it is OK by the site C of C, place your bids on line here before midnight Sunday 6th Feb. |
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Outstanding idea - Bidding to end 10th Feb
AND - pm me anyway - you can have one of my ( Well, Mrs B_R did all the work ) super new rain covers for your rifle 
OK, bidding ends midnight 10th Feb. Come on you tacticool shotgunners, wake up the moths in your wallets. These charities have to be the best of good causes anywhere. Thanks for the rain cover, it's an elegant, simple solution to a frequent problem! Very much appreciated! 
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Outstanding idea - Bidding to end 10th Feb
AND - pm me anyway - you can have one of my ( Well, Mrs B_R did all the work ) super new rain covers for your rifle
OK, bidding ends midnight 10th Feb. Come on you tacticool shotgunners, wake up the moths in your wallets. These charities have to be the best of good causes anywhere. Thanks for the rain cover, it's an elegant, simple solution to a frequent problem! Very much appreciated!
http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i69/Wapinschaw_shooter/DSC_0121.jpg http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i69/Wapinschaw_shooter/DSC_0119.jpg Glad you like it. Mrs B_R provided the "elegant" input - I provided the "simple" bit
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Beware the man with only one rifle. He probably had the others nicked along with his car. And we have a winner. Talk about last min !!! Would the winner kindly pm me his address so that I may send his prize
And there is a booby prize for the most sarcastic entry - Mr Bradders was in the lead but pipped at the post by Mr Daddy Pig. Booby prize winner kindly pm me your address too and I will send you a consolation prize. If you dont, I will track you down and send two of them
I am so proud, I wish to thank my agent, the Easter Bunny and everyone else who knows me and who made this possible! Now, as I don't shoot shotgun, this is surplus to my requirements. It is therefore offered to the highest bidder, who is to donate the value of his bid to one of (or share between) the following: Help for Heroes needs no introduction on here. RNLI essential maritime SAR One that may not be so familiar: PC David Rathband's Blue Lamp Foundation This was set up by the Newcastle policeman shot and blinded last year by Raol Moaut, and offers assistance to Emergency Service personnel who have been criminally injured on duty. I think that a reserve of £10 is a reasonable starter. Assuming it is OK by the site C of C, place your bids on line here before midnight Sunday 6th Feb. At the request of the winner, we are extending the bidding time. Come on guys and girls, he was very generous in donating this prize for charity donations...........................so please dig deep. Dont make me do my imfamous Sir Bob Geldof " send us your fcuking money" impersonation
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Quoted: Long time lurker, first time poster and new member. For the designated charities i am going to bid £20 as my opening offer. Have only ever won an Easter egg when i was a kid, so would be good to win something useful Win or lose, i'll still donate. E. top bloke , and welcome to the party dont forget to go to the top of the home page and say hi in the roll call thread o and was it a nice egg  |
