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1/16/2011 7:31:08 AM EDT
The Irish
Lorry Driver



A lorry driver breaks down on the M6 with a cargo of
live monkeys on board
bound for Chester Zoo. They need to be delivered
by 9:00 am and the driver
fears he will get the
sack if they don't get
there on time.

He decides to try and thumb a lift for his monkeys and
eventually an Irish
lorry driver pulls over. 'What's the problem?' asks
the Irish chap.

"~Do us a favour mate and take these monkeys to
Chester Zoo for me" says the
driver, "and here's a hundred quid for
your troubles."



'Happy days,' says the Irish fella, loads the
monkeys onto his truck and
gets on his way.

The lorry driver goes
about trying to fix his truck and has been there for a
good few hours
when he notices the Irish fella coming back down the
motorway, still
with all the chimps on board.

Panicking, he flags him down again.
'What are you playing at,' he fumes, 'I
told you to take them to
Chester Zoo!'

'I did and we had a great time,' says the bemused Irish
fella, 'but there's
still fifty quid left so we're all off to Alton
Towers.

They just keep gettin' better dont they
1/16/2011 7:40:53 AM EDT
[#1]
In before Bradders pulls a face

And yes - it's a funny one.
1/16/2011 7:42:25 AM EDT
[#2]
Quoted:
In before Bradders pulls a face



Bless him, he wont mind, even he will laugh at this one !!!!!!


































1/16/2011 7:59:59 AM EDT
[#3]

1/17/2011 6:03:54 AM EDT
[#4]
i understand that Yoko Ono, has agreed to appear in the new series of "i'm a celebrity.."
William Hill have got her as favourite to win, because she has spent the last 30years living off a dead beetle

1/17/2011 8:21:03 AM EDT
[#5]
My fucking neighbour knocked on my door at 2.30am this morning, can you believe that 2.30am?




















Luckily for him I was still up playing my drums............
1/18/2011 10:15:19 AM EDT
[#6]
I had a job offer from Eddie Stobart, but they wouldn't let me put my missis name on the truck.


Apparently, evil money grabbing golddigging split arse twat doesn't fit on a Scania grill.