Posted: 3/2/2010 8:43:24 AM EDT
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Shooters, Dealers and Walts ® of the UK Shooting Fraternity!
We are about to embark upon the Great Crusade, toward which we have striven these many months and years. The eyes of the world are upon you. The hopes and prayers of Unicorn ®-loving people everywhere march with you. In company with our brave Guinea Pigs and gullible punters on other Fronts, you will bring about the destruction of the ACPO classification machine, the elimination of Home Office tyranny over the oppressed shooters of Mainland Britain, and continuing supplies of Wolf 9mm for ourselves in our own little world. Our task will not be an easy one. The FSS is well trained, well equipped and battle hardened. He will scrutinise savagely. He also has copious amounts of Blu-Tak and Wrigleys. But this is the year 2010! Much has happened since the Home Office triumphs of 1988-& 97. The United Nations have inflicted ITAR upon us and the US State Dept and Home Office have enforced this with ruthless efficiency in open battle, man-to-man. Our media offensive has seriously been lacking but don’t let that fool you for while their capacity to wage war on the shooter has been relentless, I can assure you that we have been planning out fight back from the Roulette tables in Vegas. Our main stockists have given us overwhelming supplies of punters for our weapons and munitions and placed at our disposal great reserves of quality yet rusty Wolf ® 9mm. The tide has turned! The free men of the world are marching together to Victory! I have full confidence in your courage and devotion to duty and skill in the forthcoming battle. We will accept nothing less than full Victory! Good luck! And let us beseech the blessing of Almighty God upon this great and noble undertaking. SIGNED: Dwight D. Eisenhower Bob Clark |
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First action shots are in from the FSS. Their newest recruit is taking his job quite seriously. Doesn't look good for the Unicorn so far... http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/6853/chucknorrisunicorn1.jpg I hear a new 'Chuck Norris Fact' coming after that pic... suggestions at http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/ |
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U-Day is upon us. This will either be a triumph for UK shooting or a reminder of the shithole we live in. Suffolk have already told me that should the completely unexpected occur with the FSS giving the thumbs up, then my 9mm will be sent to do battle with the tester........... |
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Quoted: Quoted: U-Day is upon us. This will either be a triumph for UK shooting or a reminder of the shithole we live in. Suffolk have already told me that should the completely unexpected occur with the FSS giving the thumbs up, then my 9mm will be sent to do battle with the tester........... Single combat?  |
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Quoted:I hear a new 'Chuck Norris Fact' coming after that pic... suggestions at http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
Chuck "FSS" Norris doesn't need bluetac to fire Unicorns in full auto. When he picks the gun up, the bullets fire themselves in fear... |
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Quoted: Nice Avatar Quoted:I hear a new 'Chuck Norris Fact' coming after that pic... suggestions at http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/ Chuck "FSS" Norris doesn't need bluetac to fire Unicorns in full auto. When he picks the gun up, the bullets fire themselves in fear...  |
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U-Day is upon us. This will either be a triumph for UK shooting or a reminder of the shithole we live in. I fail to see a what posssible triumph for UK shooting there could be? this firearm was just pushing the boundries of the law not technology just an expensive gimic. Nick |
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Quoted: Quoted: U-Day is upon us. This will either be a triumph for UK shooting or a reminder of the shithole we live in. I fail to see a what posssible triumph for UK shooting there could be? this firearm was just pushing the boundries of the law not technology just an expensive gimic. Nick Careful now Nick, remember you're dealing with someone who started a petition to get the NRA to repeal the High muzzle energy ban that was imposed by the MoD  |
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I tried to live in the States but the INS wouldn't let me. They said my job wasn't considered 'highly desirable' Quoted:
U-Day is upon us. This will either be a triumph for UK shooting or a reminder of the shithole we live in. You're always free to leave you know  At least I got a year and a halfs work experience there though 
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Quoted: Quoted: I tried to live in the States but the INS wouldn't let me. They said my job wasn't considered 'highly desirable' Quoted: U-Day is upon us. This will either be a triumph for UK shooting or a reminder of the shithole we live in. You're always free to leave you know At least I got a year and a halfs work experience there though Is that why you came back to start half-baked petitions? |
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I've heard on the grapevine that SGC have finally found the only person they consider professional enough to test the Unicorn, so they're prepared to appeal against the finding if necessary... http://img175.imageshack.us/img175/7317/unicornforty.jpg  
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Quoted: Quoted: I've heard on the grapevine that SGC have finally found the only person they consider professional enough to test the Unicorn, so they're prepared to appeal against the finding if necessary... http://img175.imageshack.us/img175/7317/unicornforty.jpg  |