Posted: 3/20/2009 11:58:07 AM EDT
Safely from the other side of the norf see...
An elderly man, walking through the French countryside, spotted a couple making love in a field. His thought returned to his youth. "Ah, young love. Ze spring time, ze air, ze flowers... C'est magnifique!" He continued to watch and remember the good old days, when he gasped. "Mais... Sacre bleu! Ze woman! She is not moving. She is dead!" He hurried back to town to tell Jean, the precinct police chief. Once there, he shouted, "Zere is zis man, zis woman, naked, in Farmer Gaston's field, making love." The police chief smiled. "Come, come, Henri. You are not so old to remember ze young love, ze spring time, ze air, ze flowers? Ah, l'amour!" "Mais non! You do not understand! Ze woman: She is not moving, she is dead!" Whereupon Jean leapt from his chair, rushed out of the station, pedaled to Farmer Gaston's field, confirmed Henri's story, and then pedaled back to a telephone to call Pierre, the doctor. "Pierre, Pierre! This is Jean. In Gaston's field, zere is a naked young couple having sex!" Pierre replied, "Jean, Jean. I am a man of science. You must remember: it ees spring, ze air, ze flowers, ah, l'amour! Zis ees natural." Jean replied, "Non! You do not understand. Ze woman, she is not moving, she is dead!" Pierre exclaimed, "Mon dieu!" grabbed his black bag, jumped in his car, and drove to Gaston's field. After carefully examining the participants, he drove calmly back to the station. When he got there, he went inside, smiled patiently, and said to Henri and Jean, "Ah, mes amis, do not worry. Ze woman, she ees not dead. She ees British!" |
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Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a
Biker are all walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. 'I will give each of you one wish', says the Genie. The Canadian says, 'I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada ' POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming. Osama was amazed, so he said, 'I want a wall around Afghanistan, Palestine, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians can come into our precious land.' POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries. The Biker says, 'I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall.' The Genie explains, 'Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out; it's virtually impenetrable.' The Biker sits down on his Harley, cracks a beer, lights a cigar, smiles and says, 'Fill it with water. 
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Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a Biker are all walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. 'I will give each of you one wish', says the Genie. The Canadian says, 'I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada ' POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming. Osama was amazed, so he said, 'I want a wall around Afghanistan, Palestine, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians can come into our precious land.' POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries. The Biker says, 'I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall.' The Genie explains, 'Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out; it's virtually impenetrable.' The Biker sits down on his Harley, cracks a beer, lights a cigar, smiles and says, . 'Fill it with water. Now i like that, a lot................................................................. phil.
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