Posted: 8/2/2007 10:56:48 AM EDT
| Press Release******* In a small part of Gloucestershire today, already racked by the recent floods, a new crisis arose when it was suddenly discovered that supplies of Grolsch in one fridge have run out. A resident was reduced to having to consume something called 'Directors' and commented,'actually it wasn't at all bad'. However, tension is mounting and it is anticipated that there could be ugly scenes and instances of panic buying in the morning when Morrison's re-opens.Members of the public are asked to exercise patience and forebearance during these difficult time.******Press Release |



