Posted: 12/22/2005 2:17:40 AM EDT
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Thought we should have one of these as I won't get a chance to say "All the Best" to all my shooting acquaintances over Christmas due to family and work commitments........ To all on this forum I wish you a very Merry Christmas and prosperous New Year.  Oh, and if this offends anyone due to its Christian nature, then bollocks to you! 
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Happy Holiday's to everyone, I believe that this is the current PC phrase being used in the US?!?! Bollox!!! to that crap. Merry Christmas to everyone, and a happy new year, may all of your hangover's be good one's  Tony |
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Hiya Andy, I hope that your pirate's middle wicket didn't get you into trouble, you know that S€Xual harasment thing. That is a strange fairy though, talking about fairy's, I'm old fashioned and a confirmed homophobia sufferer, and now they can get hitched in the UK. DISGUSTING. Sir Elton and Co. have all got a super xmas present. Tony |
It's a pirate with a sword... very nautical and appropriate in a naval base methinks.  It was 'commented' on...  ANdy |
My thought's will be with you mate,(for at least 30 sec's). I have done that myself, if you are on duty someplace, stay safe. If you are a civvy, enjoy the money, double time is it? It never failed to wind me up in the past when I was on duty and everyone was out having fun, It just meant that I partied that much harder, when I could. Tony. |
I wish!  We have to cycle cover from year to year, I was off last, on this etc etc.......... Not a bonus nor flyer to be had either! |
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU ALL Andy, did you see "Ship Mates" on TV last night? Talk about un-PC, the marine security were on exercise around the docks and they had to stop this stranger from walking about as they didn't know his intensions. Well, he was wearing a think coat and a shemagh, and a chest rig with a load of wires sticking out. Stereotype or what. Eventually they decided to shoot him as he wouldn't stop when asked. I had him pegged as a bad-un from the off. It was the way he walked that gave him away to me. 
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The Bangles song, ' Walk like an Eygptian' kicked off in my head when I read that. Perhaps with the word's, 'walk like a suicide bomber' .Sorry to Bunny Assassin, you can look forward to next xmas, when you'll have the off year. Tony |
Is it just around here (SE England) where the shops are empty of customers? In the town centre the queues are only one or two long and in the out-of-town complexes there's even less people than on a usual week day. Perhaps they are all waiting for today and Saturday, or it's the fault of the evil internet shopping craze. Bye for now, Matt "left it to the last minute and not concerned" Scope-eye. |
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Thought I'd share this, probably old but still funny. The Night Before Christmas. T,was the night before christmas And all through the house Everybody was shitty Even the mouse Mom at the whorehouse And dad smoking grass I'd just settled down For a nice piece of ass When out on the lawn I heard such a clatter I sprung from my piece To see what the fuck was the matter Then out on the lawn I saw a big dick I knew in a moment It must be Saint Nick He came down the chimney Like a bat out of hell I realised that instant The fat fucker had fell He filled all our stockings With pretzels and beer And a big rubber dick For my brother, the queer He rose up the chimney with a thunderous fart the son of a bitch Blew the chimney apart He swore and he cursed As he rode out of sight Piss on you all And have a hell of a night! have a great time guys, Merry Christmas |
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Thank fuck that's over. I think I've had just about as much fun as a person can legally have  9 hours cooped up with my sister and her family going on about how great her kids are and how well they are doing at uni etc etc. The fact that she'd had the best part of a couple of bottles of wine and then started to get all maudlin. And the protracted 3hr present opening session Couldn't get home quick enough It was a historic day though, as it's the last family christmas I'm having with them Mark |
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Mark's right, watching my . But salvation!  The misses got me a tumbler, so off I went out the back and reloaded all afternoon, best christmas Day ever! Mind you I'm in the shit now for being rude to the And Boxing day, ahhhhh christ! don't get me started on boxing day. Roger |
I've got some absolute crackers coming up today, a 17yr old whose just discovered that drinking lager makes you feel funny and say stupid things, his dad (my brother After yesterdays activities I've only got 30 .223 bullet heads left, ohhh shit! I'll have to get started on the 762's. Roger |