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Posted: 3/25/2006 1:42:49 PM EDT
A man enters a bar in Detroit and orders a drink. The bar has a robot
bartender.

The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks
him, “What’s your IQ?"

The man replies "150" and the robot proceeds to make conversation about
global warming factors, quantum physics and spirituality, biomimicry,
environmental interconnectedness, string theory, nano-technology, and
sexual proclivities.

The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool." He
decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes
back in for another drink. Again, the robot serves him the perfectly
prepared drink and asks him, "What's your IQ?"

The man responds, "About a 100." Immediately the robot starts talking, but
this time, about football, NASCAR, baseball, supermodels, favorite fast
foods, guns, and women.

Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one
more test. He heads out and returns, the robot serves him and asks, "What's
your IQ?"

The man replies, "Er, 50, I think."

And the robot says... real slowly... "So.....

Ya gonna vote for Kwamee again?
Link Posted: 3/25/2006 7:12:20 PM EDT
that ones goin to work with me monday.
Link Posted: 3/25/2006 10:54:45 PM EDT
Yeah, that's a good one.

One thing though. This is a gun forum and yet the man with the IQ of 100 is the one talking about guns, rather than the 150 IQ man.
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