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8/5/2011 9:51:43 AM EDT


Slap Hat Extreme Self Defense Cap

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The comments are awesome.  Also, it should have a velcro patch on the front.
8/5/2011 9:59:26 AM EDT
[#1]
They'll never see it coming.
8/5/2011 12:12:30 PM EDT
[#2]


I bought 3 Slap Hats as soon as they were available and I've been rotating them to maximize my personal protection (PERSPRO). I've got one I wear to the range and then I also rotate two for daily wear so that I'm not creating a pattern that can be exploited. Recently I got into a little "altercation" with a migrant worker in Tucson––he was trying to act all like he didn't see me and stuff and then I whipped off my Slap Hat (Slap Hat 2 –– or "the widdowmaker") and took a Judo-Mustafa technique swing with my hand firmly holding my Slap Hat by the bill. I swung so hard that I would have totally been thrown off balance if the Slap Hat didn't have such a sleek design. Instead I followed through with a textbook wrist snapback and doubled-down into my base triple threat stance. The migrant worker was all like "Dude, seriously?" and pretended to notice me for the first time. I exploited his confusion and conducted a hasty but highly effective break contact.
8/5/2011 12:22:15 PM EDT
[#3]
As expected... it's Krav Maga approved.







Where's TacticalBarbie
8/5/2011 12:23:27 PM EDT
[#4]
What seriously
8/5/2011 5:40:29 PM EDT
[#5]
2 pounds of lead on top of you're head?  Yeah thats really comfortable.
8/6/2011 10:49:47 AM EDT
[#6]
Man, that would just piss me off more if I got hit with that crap.
8/6/2011 12:23:27 PM EDT
[#7]
Yeah, that's all I need, a freakin' bag of lead on my head rubbing off what little hair I have left back there.
8/6/2011 3:55:09 PM EDT
[#8]
Quoted:
Yeah, that's all I need, a freakin' bag of lead on my head rubbing off what little hair I have left back there.


I will transplant you some for a fee. I have enough trust me, I wont ever miss it. In this economy you have to be diversive.My dad's hair is just as black now as it was when he was 20 and just as thick. He is 67 now.
8/6/2011 8:46:13 PM EDT
[#9]
I'm convinced that my hair hasn't actually fallen out...it has just moved to different parts of my body. Apparently the top of my head has become an undesirable neighborhood while my shoulders, back, and ass have become prime real estate.
8/7/2011 7:28:03 AM EDT
[#10]
No thanks, I'll just keep carrying a pistol and a blackjack.
8/7/2011 12:59:47 PM EDT
[#11]
Quoted:
I'm convinced that my hair hasn't actually fallen out...it has just moved to different parts of my body. Apparently the top of my head has become an undesirable neighborhood while my shoulders, back, and ass have become prime real estate.



hahaha

I feel your pain