[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Tiger Jokes

Posted: 12/3/2009 4:47:08 PM EDT

My brother sent me these in an e-mail today. Hope ya'll get a laugh out of them too.

New Nike motto: Just do me.

What does Tiger have in common with a baby seal? They've both been clubbed by a Norwegian.
(Note from the editor: Technically, Elin is a Swede. But it still works!)

Tiger's new movie is out: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant.

It Apparently the police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. She said "I don't know exactly… but put me down for a 5."
3. Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole-in-one.
4. What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards……..
5. What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing.
6. Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.

Phil Mickelson contacted Tiger's wife to pick up some tips on how to beat Tiger!

Posted: 12/3/2009 4:50:52 PM EDT

[#1]

He is going to change his name

Although still in the cat family he will now be known as Cheetah Woods.

Posted: 12/3/2009 5:01:47 PM EDT

[#2]

Both the fire hydrant and a tree looked just like Phil Michelson.

Posted: 12/3/2009 6:57:54 PM EDT

[#3]

I heard Ping was going to bring a whole new line of drivers, named after Elin, to market....................the sig line for the new line will be "clubs you can beat Tiger with".

Posted: 12/3/2009 7:06:43 PM EDT

[#4]

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I heard Ping was going to bring a whole new line of drivers, named after Elin, to market....................the sig line for the new line will be "clubs you can beat Tiger with".

Quit FB?

Posted: 12/4/2009 3:07:54 PM EDT

[#5]

No, I just have some other things going on right now (which explains my year and a half absence from ARFcom as well).

Posted: 12/4/2009 5:48:49 PM EDT

[#6]

What's the difference between a Cadillac SUV and a golf ball?

Tiger can drive a golf ball a few hundred yards without slicing into a tree.

Posted: 12/4/2009 7:18:44 PM EDT

[#7]

Since I have not heard it yet I claim this one

Lieger / Liger Woods

Posted: 12/4/2009 7:29:50 PM EDT

[#8]

Tiger Woody

Posted: 12/5/2009 12:37:46 PM EDT

[#9]

Tiger drove straight into the hazard...twice

Posted: 12/5/2009 2:15:56 PM EDT

[#10]

Here's a funny flash game on Break: http://www.break.com/games/tiger-woods-wife-outrun.html

Posted: 12/5/2009 3:30:11 PM EDT

[#11]

Looks like he was playing more than 18 holes!

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