Posted: 9/19/2007 5:22:44 AM EDT
That's right it's national Talk like a Pirate Day! So Shiver me timbers and thank god I didn't have to be in court. Last year the Prosecutors asked me what be wrong with me! Yar...
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Yarrr!!! It be fixed fer ye!! Here be a link fer ye lubbers!!! www.talklikeapirate.com/howto.html |
That keyboard is great  RRRRR, matey! Strange pirate tactical trivia - the eyepatch was supposedly functional, not just for a lost eye. If you were going to board a ship for plundering and pillaging, it would be dark down below in the hold. So you put the patch on one eye when you're pirating on deck, then shift the patch from one eye to the other when you go below deck where its dark. Preserves your night vision and all that. It was an early taticool accessory. |
So someone else watches Mythbusters! |
+1 I don't watch enough TV to pay $50 a month. Now for another pirate joke... A pirate walks into a bar, buck-naked with a ships wheel on his man parts. The bartender asks the pirate, "hey pirate, whats the story with the wheel on you dick?" The pirate says "Arrr...it drives me nuts!" Sorry for the bad joke, I couldn't help myself. |
