Posted: 3/18/2005 2:50:00 PM EDT
Someone emailed me this joke, and I thought that it might be fitting to share it with  The Jumper A farmer in his pickup truck in Georgia was driving across a bridge when he noticed a man standing on the rail of the bridge ready to jump to his death in the river below. The man stopped his truck ran up to the man and said, "Hey fellow, why are you doing this?" The man replied, "Well, I have nothing to live for." The Georgia man replied, "Well, think of your wife and children!" The jumper replied, "I have no wife or children." The Georgia man then said, "Well, then think of your mother and father!" The man replied, "Mom and Dad passed on many years back." The Georgia man then said, "Well, think of General Robert E. Lee!" The would-be jumper replied, "Who?" With that the Georgia man said, "Jump, you stupid Yankee, jump!!!" |
| I don't get it. Who is he?http://www.truefannetwork.com/IMAGES/MLBTEAMS/NYYankees.jpg |
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I didn't know you were British! |
