Posted: 7/22/2004 11:32:09 AM EDT
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hywhat have you learned from your kids...mine is:: What have you learned from your spouse?? |
well you guys are just going after the wrong women! |
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1. that women expect men to take a hint. Guess what, guys actually think that women mean what they say, and say what they mean!  I know, we're crazy, but it's the truth.If you want something, spell it out in clear terms a -dog- would understand. Otherwise, expect disappointment. 2. That women think men are both trainable and changeable. While men frequently act, think, and behave like dogs, we are the most clueless untrainable dogs on the planet. Change occurs in geologic timeframes, if at all. YMMV p.s. congrats on your marriage. 
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| thanks ya much! and i have learned from BRF that no matter what...guys will not admit when they're sorry for something (if not, then ive learned guys are never sorry hat |
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I can't believe I forgot this one: 3. Women expect men to commiserate with them, the way their women friends do. BZZZZT! Wrong answer, Monty! Men solve problems. Man sees woman is unhappy, tries to help solve problem, thinking this will help woman be happy again. Woman, being the strong-minded self-sufficient being she is, has already Selected a Solution. She just wants Og to feel her pain. Works for Slick Willie, anyway. As to being sorry, well, one has to first perceive the Huge Injustice that was committed before one can self-flaggellate. Be gentle, just remember men aren't too bright! |
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Now wait a minute..........It takes a GENIUS to act that dumb! Give you an example.......I did the wash once when my wife and I were first married. Here's the GENIUS part.........Everything went in one load........colors, whites, wool sweater, etc.........All on HOT water........ hen When my wife saw the HELP I had given her, she told me never to touch the washing machine again! hock.gif 25 years later.............I don't do laundry! have |
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I just remembered one more thing I have learned. Your wife really does not appreciate finding nudie pictures of your old girlfriends. The fact that the pictures were in the bottom of an old box that has been sealed for 12 years in the basement apparently doesn’t matter. The penalty for such an offense is usually straight to bed after dinner with no pie. 
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brf gets in trouble for any pix, especially if shes prettier rgan me which isnt hard dammit! |
Hmmm...wanna sell any of those? 
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