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Posted: 10/9/2003 11:30:43 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/14/2003 2:15:24 AM EDT by j3_]
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Link Posted: 10/9/2003 12:38:46 PM EDT
Never realized that there was paperwork involved.

So, how long does it take to get approved for a sex change?

Link Posted: 10/9/2003 1:52:41 PM EDT
Damn, j3_. You left yourself open for that. So, you gonna share what you're gettin'?
Link Posted: 10/9/2003 1:59:12 PM EDT

Originally Posted By BookHound:
So, you gonna share what you're gettin'?


C'mon, man, it's soooo obvious...

<­BR>

...he's getting a VAGINA.



Just messin' j3_, hope the paper trail is a short one so you'll be out there having fun in no time.

I swear there wasn't another joke hidden in that last bit.
Link Posted: 10/9/2003 2:15:01 PM EDT
Vagina...yeah, right.

If that's a vagina, an extra hole excavated in your buttock with a dull garden shovel is an anus.

These "sex change" operations are pure mutilation and what you end up with is ugly, twisted, nasty, and useless in the extreme.

Those who desire such operations should be locked up with the most attractive members of the opposite sex, people who are very good at showing you the joys of what you were born with. Heterosexual evangelists, if you will. Professional reprogrammers.

Of course, if word got out that this was the normal treatment, EVERYBODY would be claiming they want a sex change!



So, what's the new toy you're getting? Something full auto, maybe?


CJ


Link Posted: 10/9/2003 4:05:07 PM EDT
cmj, you ok man?
Sounds like some issues need to be resolved there?
Link Posted: 10/9/2003 4:52:45 PM EDT

Originally Posted By P806:
cmj, you ok man?
Sounds like some issues need to be resolved there?


Sounds like he might know first hand what the intestine-vagina feels like.

It's okay, cmj. You can just say you were drunk, and that you had no idea.
Link Posted: 10/9/2003 5:51:54 PM EDT

Originally Posted By the_reject:

Originally Posted By P806:
cmj, you ok man?
Sounds like some issues need to be resolved there?


Sounds like he might know first hand what the intestine-vagina feels like.

It's okay, cmj. You can just say you were drunk, and that you had no idea.



Link Posted: 10/9/2003 5:57:16 PM EDT
I'm making a shit list now.

Guess who just got on it?



CJ
Link Posted: 10/9/2003 6:01:57 PM EDT

Originally Posted By cmjohnson:
I'm making a shit list now.

Guess who just got on it?



CJ


Moi? Surely you jest...
Link Posted: 10/9/2003 6:08:13 PM EDT

Originally Posted By cmjohnson:
I'm making a shit list now.

Guess who just got on it?



CJ



me too!
me too!
Link Posted: 10/9/2003 6:09:00 PM EDT
j3_, sorry if I messed you up. Sincerely. If you want this gone, say the word.
Link Posted: 10/9/2003 6:21:23 PM EDT
Man I hate getting to a party after all the good jokes have been told.Would someone tell me what the heck I missed this time?
Robert.
Link Posted: 10/9/2003 6:30:04 PM EDT

Originally Posted By BookHound:
j3_, sorry if I messed you up. Sincerely. If you want this gone, say the word.



NO!
Link Posted: 10/9/2003 6:40:49 PM EDT
Robert, all you missed was P806 expressing his unbridled passion for ME! Everyone already knew it, so no big deal.
Link Posted: 10/9/2003 6:45:45 PM EDT
Oooh kay,
I you say so it must be so!
Robert.
Link Posted: 10/9/2003 6:49:35 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/9/2003 7:00:40 PM EDT
It's telling that all P806 had to say for a reply was a picture of him smoking.
Now what was he smoking or was that an after sex ciggie?
Robert.
Link Posted: 10/9/2003 8:28:02 PM EDT
He's smoking whatever he can find to get the taste out of his mouth! Hehehehe

j3_, say the word and it's GONE!

Please, God, let it GO!!!
Link Posted: 10/10/2003 4:39:25 AM EDT
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