Anyone Springfield PD? > Missouri

Posted: 8/22/2013 4:16:55 PM EDT

Like the title says is anyone Springfield PD? I had a situation today and would like to discuss it with someone without actually calling the police.

Posted: 8/23/2013 7:51:07 AM EDT

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From our PM's. Yes it is illegal for you to masturbate on your front porch if someone can see you.

Posted: 8/23/2013 8:54:31 AM EDT

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Even if i cover myself with a towel?

Posted: 8/23/2013 9:07:49 AM EDT

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From our PM's. Yes it is illegal for you to masturbate on your front porch if someone can see you.

Even if i cover myself with a towel?

Proper term is "jackrag".

Posted: 8/23/2013 10:07:18 AM EDT

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From our PM's. Yes it is illegal for you to masturbate on your front porch if someone can see you.

Even if i cover myself with a towel?

Proper term is "jackrag".

I'm waiting for a decision on this one.

Posted: 8/23/2013 11:44:54 AM EDT

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I'm waiting for a decision on this one.

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From our PM's. Yes it is illegal for you to masturbate on your front porch if someone can see you.

Even if i cover myself with a towel?

Proper term is "jackrag".

I'm waiting for a decision on this one.

Like everything else with this site i.e 9>45, chili with beans or no beans. We may never ever get a direct and correct answer.

Posted: 8/23/2013 11:48:54 AM EDT

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Who cares if its illegal? If anyone tries to confront you about it, blast 'em!

Posted: 8/23/2013 11:58:46 AM EDT

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Give 'em the Angry Pirate!

Posted: 8/23/2013 2:16:21 PM EDT

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And try to keep it out of your beard next time.

Posted: 8/23/2013 2:42:51 PM EDT

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That sir was uncalled for and disturbing.

Posted: 8/23/2013 3:25:10 PM EDT

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That sir was uncalled for and disturbing.

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And try to keep it out of your beard next time.

That sir was uncalled for and disturbing.

Posted: 8/23/2013 4:49:23 PM EDT

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How did you know about the beard ? Are you watching me?

Posted: 8/23/2013 6:15:59 PM EDT

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From our PM's. Yes it is illegal for you to masturbate on your front porch if someone can see you.

Even if i cover myself with a towel?

Proper term is "jackrag".

Or, alternately, "jit-gel rag".

Posted: 8/23/2013 6:57:54 PM EDT

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How did you know about the beard ? Are you watching me?

Posted: 8/23/2013 7:22:56 PM EDT

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Posted: 8/23/2013 7:30:55 PM EDT

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better keep an eye on your trash

Posted: 8/23/2013 8:15:06 PM EDT

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Nah, it just got messy.

Posted: 8/24/2013 3:48:20 AM EDT

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Nah, it just got messy.

bukakaki thread?

Posted: 8/24/2013 6:18:59 AM EDT

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That sir was uncalled for and disturbing.

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Hi, Si!

Posted: 8/24/2013 6:20:39 AM EDT

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bukakaki thread?

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bukakaki thread?

Nope. No motorcycles here. yet.

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