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2/20/2013 12:02:12 PM EDT
I had to run an errand at lunch and caught a blurb on the radio that she will be coming to a Springfield area Wal Mart to promote her eating healthy kids program.

2/20/2013 12:20:25 PM EDT
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I had to run an errand at lunch and caught a blurb on the radio that she will be coming to a Springfield area Wal Mart to promote her eating healthy kids program.



What marinade for healthy kid?
2/20/2013 12:20:37 PM EDT
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I had to run an errand at lunch and caught a blurb on the radio that she will be coming to a Springfield area Wal Mart to promote her eating healthy kids program.



Why does she want to eat kids?
Safe to assume all bigfoot sightings are false alarms?
2/20/2013 12:22:10 PM EDT
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I had to run an errand at lunch and caught a blurb on the radio that she will be coming to a Springfield area Wal Mart to promote her eating healthy kids program.



Why is the Wookie eating healthy kids???      Is she too good for the unhealthy ones?
2/20/2013 12:25:09 PM EDT
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I had to run an errand at lunch and caught a blurb on the radio that she will be coming to a Springfield area Wal Mart to promote her eating healthy kids program.



What marinade for healthy kid?


Not sure what the best choice is for long pork.

I hope that she downwind from me, I really hate the smell of wet fur.
2/20/2013 12:27:40 PM EDT
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Why does she want to eat kids?
Safe to assume all bigfoot sightings are false alarms?[/quote]

No, bigfoot lives out East of Springfield on Hwy 60.  I saw two of them about 2:30 one morning.  Scared the crap out of me.  It was either bigfoot, a bear, or the fact I had been driving for almost 24 hours.
2/20/2013 1:45:09 PM EDT
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I would like to sample a healthy kid .



Sadly, I don't know any .
2/20/2013 1:55:28 PM EDT
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Will she also be serving the Kool-Aide while she's in Missouri?  Apparently there are many people who have been drinking the stuff.

2/20/2013 2:52:02 PM EDT
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Ax her where to get some 5.56 ammo.
2/20/2013 4:22:38 PM EDT
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Figured she would be coming for fried chicken and not fried  healthy kids.
2/20/2013 6:11:06 PM EDT
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Figured she would be coming for fried chicken and not fried  healthy kids.


DATS RACISSSSST!

INBTL
2/20/2013 6:18:27 PM EDT
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Can we start a petition to keep her away?
2/20/2013 8:12:38 PM EDT
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Wow I am Shocked in total Dismay Springfield must have a lot more FSA than I Thought
2/21/2013 5:51:16 AM EDT
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I was wondering why in the world she is making the rounds here.  According to the White House mouth piece she has stopped childhood obesity!

I would have prefered O coming to town.  Rachel Ray is touring with him and she is hawt!
2/21/2013 5:59:09 AM EDT
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Figured she would be coming for fried chicken and not fried  healthy kids.


DATS RACISSSSST!

INBTL


Not racist, but cannibalistic.

2/21/2013 6:00:44 AM EDT
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I would have prefered O coming to town. Rachel Ray is touring with him and she is hawt!


Agreed.  But she has the weirdest little saggy, far-apart boobies I have ever seen.  That is the reason why I won't be hittin' it any time soon.  



 
2/21/2013 7:39:11 AM EDT
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Agreed.  But she has the weirdest little saggy, far-apart boobies I have ever seen.  That is the reason why I won't be hittin' it any time soon.  
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I like unusual looking women.  I wonder if she has any ink?

On a more selfish note, I hope that the first lady visits a store well away from me.  I really don't want to deal with the traffic mess.
2/21/2013 7:46:59 AM EDT
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There is quite a bit more FSA here than I thought. As I ask people for their ID when buying a gun I kind of glance at their wallet. Im seeing more and more EBT cards
2/21/2013 5:30:37 PM EDT
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I was wondering why in the world she is making the rounds here.  According to the White House mouth piece she has stopped childhood obesity!

I would have prefered O coming to town.  Rachel Ray is touring with him and she is hawt!

Dude! If you think short fat girls with no breasts are hot you REALLY need to up your standards.
2/21/2013 6:47:12 PM EDT
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I need to go to Iowa or Arkansas for the weekend.  I really don't want to be in the same state as her highness.
2/21/2013 7:12:25 PM EDT
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Why does she want to eat kids?
Safe to assume all bigfoot sightings are false alarms?[/quote]

No, bigfoot lives out East of Springfield on Hwy 60.  I saw two of them about 2:30 one morning.  Scared the crap out of me.  It was either bigfoot, a bear, or the fact I had been driving for almost 24 hours.[/quote]

It was probably a bear, I own a farm on 60 east of Springfield, (in Neosho actually) and a couple years ago, a bear crossed our place and got hit on 60 right in front of the house! That's the third one I had seen in 10 years. Of course, on the other side of the farm from 60 is bicentennial, a 4500 acre game preserve where they seem to turn up every few years or so.
2/22/2013 8:42:01 AM EDT
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My thoughts on the matter......
2/22/2013 2:15:22 PM EDT
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Saw one of the Presidential 737's climbing out of SGF today.  They were at about 3000 feet as I stood in my driveway flipping them off.  Of course they were probably just dropping off the initial Secret Service contingent.
2/22/2013 3:39:26 PM EDT
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Note to self, continue not watching local news in order to not see how rejoiceful the local newscasters are while reporting on her bangs.


Gotta puke, brb.
2/22/2013 6:38:54 PM EDT
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Saw one of the Presidential 737's climbing out of SGF today.  They were at about 3000 feet as I stood in my driveway flipping them off.  Of course they were probably just dropping off the initial Secret Service contingent.


What time?  I saw a jet coming in that didn't look like any of the normal stuff flying into SGF and figured it was the Secret Service.  I am surprised that they would use the Presidential aircraft.

I must say that the big 747's in Presidential trim are pretty impressive.
3/3/2013 12:49:29 PM EDT
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Why does she want to eat kids?
Safe to assume all bigfoot sightings are false alarms?[/quote]

No, bigfoot lives out East of Springfield on Hwy 60.  I saw two of them about 2:30 one morning.  Scared the crap out of me.  It was either bigfoot, a bear, or the fact I had been driving for almost 24 hours.[/quote]

Definitely a bear.  A friend of mine took a picture of one about 5 minutes east of Sunshine and 65 last winter.

Grove