Posted: 1/27/2009 2:30:08 PM EDT
My attorney called today to let me know I am DIVORCED!! I couldn't be fuckin happier! 
One of my past employers (construction) called and told me they have a job for me in the morning!!
Let's see if I have anymore good news today ..... 
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My attorney called today to let me know I am DIVORCED!! I couldn't be fuckin happier!
One of my past employers (construction) called and told me they have a job for me in the morning!!
Let's see if I have anymore good news today ..... I don't know you. I don't know anything about your ex wife, but if she was anything like my ex wife then CONGRATULATIONS!!!! 
I hope you get more good news. HELL, I hope we all recieve some good news soon. We can all use some.... |
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dude, you need to head on down to the local strip club and get some lapdances.  no dont do that ok go ahead just dont end up marrying 2 o them like i have done. fun to play with just not nice to keep around lol. i married a stripper, and she is still stripping. coming up on our 8th anniversary, and things are better than ever. |
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lol. i married a stripper, and she is still stripping. coming up on our 8th anniversary, and things are better than ever. Or so you think.
you know all that money you've been coming in and giving to her over the years? i bought a Barrett, a bunch of ARs, AKs, and 1911s. hell, you've given her so much money that i also bought an SRT-10 and a Mercedes.  
i'm actually going to feel bad if she's _not_ giving you regular handjobs. |
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lol. i married a stripper, and she is still stripping. coming up on our 8th anniversary, and things are better than ever. Or so you think.
you know all that money you've been coming in and giving to her over the years? i bought a Barrett, a bunch of ARs, AKs, and 1911s. hell, you've given her so much money that i also bought an SRT-10 and a Mercedes.
i'm actually going to feel bad if she's _not_ giving you regular handjobs. I like this guy. Im laughing my ass off here. |
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lol. i married a stripper, and she is still stripping. coming up on our 8th anniversary, and things are better than ever. Or so you think.
you know all that money you've been coming in and giving to her over the years? i bought a Barrett, a bunch of ARs, AKs, and 1911s. hell, you've given her so much money that i also bought an SRT-10 and a Mercedes.
i'm actually going to feel bad if she's _not_ giving you regular handjobs. Um, can I have my dollar back? |
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lol. i married a stripper, and she is still stripping. coming up on our 8th anniversary, and things are better than ever. Or so you think.
you know all that money you've been coming in and giving to her over the years? i bought a Barrett, a bunch of ARs, AKs, and 1911s. hell, you've given her so much money that i also bought an SRT-10 and a Mercedes.
i'm actually going to feel bad if she's _not_ giving you regular handjobs. and I'm sure you are PROUD of how she earns money. I couldn't live with myself if I let someone I truly loved do that! 
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I watched all or most of my friends get married then divorced after 2 or 3 years and a child or two to know I didn't need to go down that road. Best part is I'm not on the hook for child support or vaginamoney to anyone. When I need to get some I just look at it as paying her to leave when I'm done.  Now that I think of it, I need to make a phone call!
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| Must not be many happily married men here. Everyones so excited about a divorce. Been with my wife 12 yrs now and love her more now then i did when we met, consider myself a lucky man to have a good woman. Its a shame it didnt work out for you, nothin like having a wife whos also your best freind, makes life alot more fun and easier. Good luck. |
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and I'm sure you are PROUD of how she earns money. I couldn't live with myself if I let someone I truly loved do that!
YMMV i think a vast majority of the world would agree with you. it's definitely not a lifestyle/job that many men can handle. fwiw, she was a stripper when i met her. also, i don't "let" her do anything; she does whatever the hell she wants (and i do whatever the hell i want). i know it sounds crazy, but the arrangement works great for us, and our relationship is full of trust and love. do i wish she was a rocket scientist, lawyer, or brain surgeon instead of a stripper? sure, i do. i worry about her driving home at 3am. i wish she earned 5x as much $. i worry because of the stalkers, shootings, SWAT raids, etc at her work. its what she wants to do though, so i support her. can't really blame her for wanting to work someplace where she gets paid to sit around in her underwear, smoking, drinking, cranking up good music, and shooting the shit with her friends. while there are plenty of worries and drawbacks, there are some great benefits too .... she gets naked and spreads 'em for $1. she likes interracial midget gangbang bukkake porn. every time she asks for a $20, i demand and get a blumpkin and ATM. all of her co-workers are hot and have huge tits, and they come over to visit all the time. she knows lots of celebrities. she gives MUCH better lapdances than your wife does. she has subscriptions to Playboy, Hustler, and Juggs, and she lets me read them. and when you go to the nightclub and see the dorky looking guy in the VIP section who has five hot chicks with huge tits hanging all over him ..... that's me.
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Must not be many happily married men here. Everyones so excited about a divorce. Been with my wife 12 yrs now and love her more now then i did when we met, consider myself a lucky man to have a good woman. Its a shame it didnt work out for you, nothin like having a wife whos also your best freind, makes life alot more fun and easier. Good luck. well .. when your wife is having more sex than you are .. GAME OVER!
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and I'm sure you are PROUD of how she earns money. I couldn't live with myself if I let someone I truly loved do that!
YMMV i think a vast majority of the world would agree with you. it's definitely not a lifestyle/job that many men can handle. fwiw, she was a stripper when i met her. also, i don't "let" her do anything; she does whatever the hell she wants (and i do whatever the hell i want). i know it sounds crazy, but the arrangement works great for us, and our relationship is full of trust and love. do i wish she was a rocket scientist, lawyer, or brain surgeon instead of a stripper? sure, i do. i worry about her driving home at 3am. i wish she earned 5x as much $. i worry because of the stalkers, shootings, SWAT raids, etc at her work. its what she wants to do though, so i support her. can't really blame her for wanting to work someplace where she gets paid to sit around in her underwear, smoking, drinking, cranking up good music, and shooting the shit with her friends. while there are plenty of worries and drawbacks, there are some great benefits too .... she gets naked and spreads 'em for $1. she likes interracial midget gangbang bukkake porn. every time she asks for a $20, i demand and get a blumpkin and ATM. all of her co-workers are hot and have huge tits, and they come over to visit all the time. she knows lots of celebrities. she gives MUCH better lapdances than your wife does. she has subscriptions to Playboy, Hustler, and Juggs, and she lets me read them. and when you go to the nightclub and see the dorky looking guy in the VIP section who has five hot chicks with huge tits hanging all over him ..... that's me. Damm dude, Can you hook a brother in arms up with any of her friends???? |