Originally Posted A Long Time Ago In A Galaxy Far, Far Away:
My wife and I went to Home Depot to get a few things for around the house. I noticed a "Support Mr Dem" table was being put away as we were walking in. I asked the customer service desk if they allowed the table outside their doors and the guy there said no and asked if they tried to talk to me. I said no and that I was just asking to see if I needed to go to Lowes

. He told me that they had so many complaints they asked them to leave as they hadn't gotten permission to be out there anyway.
So we go in and grab the few things that we needed. As we are leaving, we hear this woman say "Excuse me, can I talk to you for a second?" I just keep getting my daughter in my truck so she goes around to the other side and asks my wife "Can I ask you who you plan of voting for?" My wife responds that she is trying to leave and that is really none of your business. The lady gets all p!ssy and says "well if your going to be a rude b!tch you're probably going to vote for "Mr Rep" anyway." My wife says nothing, The woman turns around and says, loudly; "F*cking RACE traitor"
Game on! My wife said "What did you just say to me?" The lady turned around and said that she felt sorry for our daughter because my wife is a race traitor. Seeing my wife about to go ballistic, I shut and lock my daughters door (crew cab truck) and walk around to the other side. I get there and my wife is going about 120 miles an hour cussing this woman out and telling her how bad "Mr Dem" will be for this country and that it has NOTHING to do with race. By this time, the man that was with the lady had come over.
He starts yelling at my wife but I told her that we just needed to leave before things got out of hand. So my wife turns her back to the man and woman to walk back to the truck and the man GRABS her by her shoulder and says "We aren't done yet"
I lost it and grabbed my pepper spray and hugged my wifes face into my shoulder and gave him about a 3 second shot to the face. I pulled my wife away from the cloud and the man dropped like a rock screaming like a little b!tch. The woman calls me a f*cking savage and slaps me. My wife decked her!!! (Yes, I got tunnel vision and missed her walking up to me

)
My wife knows the drill and called 911. She informed them that she had been assaulted and that non-lethal force had been used to defend herself.
Police show up and cuff them.
They take mine and my wife's statement as well as confiscating my pepper spray
The Deputy asked me if that was my only way of defending myself and I told him about the USP 40 on my hip. He just laughed and said "thanks for using non-lethal first, much less paperwork that way"
While we were going through all of this, my daughter was getting hungry and a deputy went across the street and got my daughter a chicken nugget kids meal.
We were there for several hours while they reviewed the security cameras and took statements from employees that witnessed the entire thing.
BTW, my wife the "race traitor" is Puerto Rican
ETA: PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE keep this contained here and don't be posting this at other sites. I really need to keep a lid on this (hell, I shouldn't have posted it to begin with but I can't put the milk back in the jug

) for my families protection as well as any legal standing I might have. Thanks guys!
Again, this is a fictitious story and any similarity to an actual person and/or event is purely coincidental. Now back to your regularly scheduled programming.