Posted: 4/16/2008 11:06:43 AM EDT
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A teacher in Elmira, New York asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Obama fans. Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny. The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different...again. Little Johnny said, "Because I'm not an Obama fan." The teacher asked, "Why aren't you an Obama fan?" Johnny said, "Because I'm a Republican." The teacher asked him why he's a Republican. Little Johnny answered, "Well, my Mom's a Republican and my Dad's a Republican, so I'm a Republican." Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, "If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?" With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, "That would make me an Obama fan." |
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A teacher in Elmira, New York asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Hillary fans. Not really knowing what an Hillary fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny. The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different...again. Little Johnny said, "Because I'm not an Hillary fan." The teacher asked, "Why aren't you an Hillary fan?" Johnny said, "Because I'm a Republican." The teacher asked him why he's a Republican. Little Johnny answered, "Well, my Mom's a Republican and my Dad's a Republican, so I'm a Republican." Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, "If your mom was a moron and your dad was an thief, what would that make you?" With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, "That would make me an Hillary fan." |
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As long as we're telling political type jokes involving the young misunderstood Johnny... A teacher in Elmira, New York was trying to get her students to take a greater interest in politics and history. She told the class that if they could correctly guess the person who made a famous quote, she would give them the afternoon off from class. "OK class, who was known for saying "I have a dream"?" Little Johnny raised his hand, and so did little Betty. "Betty, who was it?" "Martin Luther King Jr." "Correct Betty, you get the afternoon off" Little Johnny was slightly miffed that the teacher had called on Betty, and not him. "OK class, who said "Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country"?" Little Johnny raised his hand, and so did little Alice. "Alice, who was it?" "John F. Kennedy" "Correct Alice, you get the afternoon off" Now Johnny was a little more than miffed and he said "I wish these bitches would shut their mouths" The teacher heard this and was furious. "Who said that?!?" she shouted out. Johnny jumped up and said "William Jefferson Clinton, and I'll see you tomorrow" and ran out the door. |
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Hillary went to the doctor and found out that she is pregnant. She figured that this would ruin her presidental bid for sure. She called Bill from the doctor's office screaming, "Damn it Bill, I am pregnat what hell am I going to do now!"... "Bill!"... "Bill!"... "Say something Bill!" Bill replies sheepishly over the phone, "Who is this?" |