Posted: 12/11/2008 3:56:14 AM EDT
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stop what you are doing, head to walmart and buy all the bread,beer,and milk you can find!!!!
URGENT - WINTER WEATHER MESSAGE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE BIRMINGHAM AL 401 AM CST THU DEC 11 2008 ...SNOW POSSIBLE THURSDAY AFTERNOON AND EVENING... .A STRENGTHENING STORM SYSTEM WILL MOVE NORTHEAST ACROSS SOUTH ALABAMA ON THURSDAY...BRINGING WITH IT A COMPLEX THREAT OF POSSIBLE WINTER WEATHER. ASSOCIATED RAINS...OVER NORTHWEST ALABAMA ON THURSDAY...ARE EXPECTED TO CHANGE OVER TO SNOW DURING THE AFTERNOON HOURS...AND EXTEND INTO NORTH CENTRAL AND NORTHEASTERN PORTIONS OF CENTRAL ALABAMA IN THE EARLY EVENING. THERE APPEARS TO BE A WINDOW...BETWEEN NOON AND 9 PM...WHEN A BAND OF LOCALLY HEAVY SNOW MAY DEVELOP OVER NORTHWEST ALABAMA. ALTHOUGH THE GROUND WILL BE WET... GROUND TEMPERATURES REMAIN WARM...AND NEAR SURFACE TEMPERATURES WILL REMAIN ABOVE FREEZING...THE RATE OF SNOWFALL MAY BE SUFFICIENT TO OVERCOME THOSE LIMITING FACTORS AND LEAD TO FAIRLY RAPID ACCUMULATION IN THE HEAVIEST SNOW BANDS. AT THIS TIME...THE MAIN CONCERNS FOR TRAVEL WILL BE LIMITED VISIBILITY... AND WET ROADS. PLEASE URGE ANYONE THAT MUST DRIVE IN ANY SNOWFALL THIS AFTERNOON TO NOT PANIC...AND DRIVE WITH EXTRA CAUTION. COUNTY SPECIFIC MESSAGE: /O.NEW.KBMX.WW.Y.0004.081211T2200Z-081212T0300Z/ BLOUNT-ETOWAH-CHEROKEE-JEFFERSON-ST. CLAIR- INCLUDING THE CITIES OF...ONEONTA...GADSDEN...CENTRE... BIRMINGHAM...HOOVER...PELL CITY...MOODY 401 AM CST THU DEC 11 2008 ...WINTER WEATHER ADVISORY IN EFFECT FROM 4 PM THIS AFTERNOON TO 9 PM CST THIS EVENING... THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN BIRMINGHAM HAS ISSUED A WINTER WEATHER ADVISORY...WHICH IS IN EFFECT FROM 4 PM THIS AFTERNOON TO 9 PM CST THIS EVENING. A BAND OF SNOW IS EXPECTED TO DEVELOP OVER WESTERN ALABAMA THURSDAY AFTERNOON...AND SPREAD INTO NORTHERN PORTIONS OF CENTRAL ALABAMA DURING THE LATE AFTERNOON AND EARLY EVENING. THE PRECIPITATION IS EXPECTED TO REMAIN AS ALL RAIN THROUGH THURSDAY MORNING. AS THE RAIN SWITCHES OVER TO SNOW AFTER 4 PM...THE SNOW MAY BECOME HEAVY AT TIMES. CONSEQUENTLY...SNOW ACCUMULATIONS OF UP TO 1 INCH ARE POSSIBLE EVEN WITH SURFACE TEMPERATURES REMAINING ABOVE FREEZING...MAINLY ON GRASSY AND ELEVATED SURFACES. IN ADDITION TO THE POSSIBILITY OF SNOW...WINDS OF 15 TO 25 MPH ARE EXPECTED. THIS COMBINATION COULD QUICKLY LEAD TO LOW VISIBILITIES AND POOR DRIVING CONDITIONS THURSDAY AFTERNOON. THE SNOW IS EXPECTED TO END QUICKLY BY EARLY THURSDAY EVENING. A WINTER WEATHER ADVISORY MEANS THAT PERIODS OF SNOW...SLEET...OR FREEZING RAIN WILL CAUSE TRAVEL DIFFICULTIES. BE PREPARED FOR SLIPPERY ROADS AND LIMITED VISIBILITIES...AND USE CAUTION WHILE DRIVING. JD/81 AFFECTED COUNTIES: IN ALABAMA: BLOUNT, CHEROKEE, ETOWAH, JEFFERSON, ST CLAIR. |
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Fear not! I have already purchased all the Pre-Ban bread in St. Clair County, and will be willing to part with it. Local exchange rates are as follows:
1 loaf of bread: 1 Pmag 5 loaves of bread: 1 AR lower 1 gallon of milk: 1 case of SS109 5 gallons milk: 3 cases of Guatemalan plus the tactical 308 rifle of your choice. These special rates are available to hometown folks only- -Hobbit |
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Fear not! I have already purchased all the Pre-Ban bread in St. Clair County, and will be willing to part with it. Local exchange rates are as follows: 1 loaf of bread: 1 Pmag 5 loaves of bread: 1 AR lower 1 gallon of milk: 1 case of SS109 5 gallons milk: 3 cases of Guatemalan plus the tactical 308 rifle of your choice. These special rates are available to hometown folks only- -Hobbit your generosity brings tears to my eyes. what will you give me for a box of spent 22 shells and a some used bore patches? |
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I am looking at Intellicast.com and saw the big patch of blue over Louisiana and Mississippi, so I thought I would mosey on over here and see what was happening.
Holy crap! It's wierd to see all that blue and pink that far south. It is right in the middle of a big blob of green. Someone alert Algore! 
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your generosity brings tears to my eyes. what will you give me for a box of spent 22 shells and a some used bore patches? Good thing it wasn't heartwarming- tears are free, but warming people's hearts... we charge for that. Current exchange rates for used cleaning patches and .22 brass : 1 free neutered brown dog that recently got its broken leg fixed. I've got a spare here at the clinic. please expect the UPS truck to arrive soon. -Hobbit |
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Special sale prices on supplies! Due to unexpected overstock, we're able to empy our warehouse at fire sale prices! 1 Pmag free if you take 5 loaves of bread! 1 case .223 free if you take 10 gallons of milk! Act now! -Hobbit i'm in for 100 gallons of milk. i'll by your house to collect the ammo after work
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