Posted: 4/24/2009 7:45:42 PM EDT
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Sorry I don't have time to ms paint it for you guys. But as I was walking out to my car, a guy jumped out from behind my van and bit me on the neck.
Unfortunately I was only able to "Blade at 30 degrees(on the way to Blade at 45 degrees)". Those extra 15 degrees would have stopped his advance I'm sure. I feel fine but this wound on my neck doesn't look so good.................. I hope to still make it to Outbreak Omega in the am. 
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Unless this happened at a Walmart, I don't believe you. Don i was attacked at a walmart a month ago old fuck in a electric scooter modified with a carrier / metal rack decided he would be hip and back up without looking behind him. i promptly bladed, zagged, and walked out the door while ignoring the receipt checker without having to shank any motherfuckers. i went back today and cleaned them out of 22.LR while focusing my attention on a m.i.l.f. |
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No reference to a massive. adrenaline. dump. and your mind didn't shout, "DISENGAGE!"
FAIL!
Better hope the guy didn't have rabies. Quoted:
Sorry I don't have time to ms paint it for you guys. But as I was walking out to my car, a guy jumped out from behind my van and bit me on the neck. Unfortunately I was only able to "Blade at 30 degrees(on the way to Blade at 45 degrees)". Those extra 15 degrees would have stopped his advance I'm sure. I feel fine but this wound on my neck doesn't look so good.................. I hope to still make it to Outbreak Omega in the am. |
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Good luck with the outbreak. |
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Sorry I don't have time to ms paint it for you guys. But as I was walking out to my car, a guy jumped out from behind my van and bit me on the neck. Unfortunately I was only able to "Blade at 30 degrees(on the way to Blade at 45 degrees)". Those extra 15 degrees would have stopped his advance I'm sure. I feel fine but this wound on my neck doesn't look so good.................. I hope to still make it to Outbreak Omega in the am. Was it a fast moving zombie or the slow moving variety? |
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oh fuck. youre going to burn in hell for that one. but i sorta lol'ed  
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Well I made it to the Outbreak Omega shoot today. The bite on my neck seems to be getting better. For those that attended the shoot today I was the guy with the large Zombie bite on his neck. All that latex and fake blood was messy but fun. Best part for me was on the way home from the shoot when ever I was at a stop light I would start pulling on the latex and peeling it off. The looks from the uniformed drivers was priceless. 
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Well I made it to the Outbreak Omega shoot today. The bite on my neck seems to be getting better. For those that attended the shoot today I was the guy with the large Zombie bite on his neck. All that latex and fake blood was messy but fun. Best part for me was on the way home from the shoot when ever I was at a stop light I would start pulling on the latex and peeling it off. The looks from the uniformed drivers was priceless.
any pictures? |
